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Being a Half-Blood For Real

Being a Half-Blood For Real

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.
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The Journey Towards My Dream

The Journey Towards My Dream

Goon 3 "Ha, look at you thinking about having a girlfriend when you can't even satisfy those whores last night" Goon 1 "What did you say, well at least I don't have a micropenis like someone" Goon 2 "Guys you should stop or someone will hear you" Gengar who has been listening to these goons rubish gets bored and floats away Gengar [ I heard that they have captured some pokemons I should look into this]
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The Kind Villain: A Legend of Woof-Woof

The Kind Villain: A Legend of Woof-Woof

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"
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Windamere Academy

Windamere Academy

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”
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Mafia's Vengeful Wife

Mafia's Vengeful Wife

he muttered. I immediately looked at him. He had a playful smile. "What do you mean by a normal girl? Do I look abnormal to you?" I tittered. "Did I say, girl?" He made a surprise Pikachu face. "What the fuck? You crocodile. Don't I look like a girl to you?" I charged up on him. "Nah. You don't have the qualities of a normal girl," he joked around. I glared at him while he tried to control his laughter.
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The Billionaire's Flash Marriage: Mr Black's Broken Heiress

The Billionaire's Flash Marriage: Mr Black's Broken Heiress

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.
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An Angel on the Earth

An Angel on the Earth

Its job is to copy exactly what someone says. Arin said to handle these Arin - Do we think ? Do you think we don't know anything? .My friend tho was just kidding.He is so funny man.And I was just kidding. Am I crazy to break your toys? What a stupid man you are. After this, Arin hurriedly left this shop with yama. Arin - What a fool you are. You don't give a damn about the modern age.Don't you even understand that it was a game. Just a toy cat.
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Inevitable Blind Man

Inevitable Blind Man

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken
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The Night Known As You

The Night Known As You

" Do anything that pisses off Kaen or make him cry and I'll make you wish that I never created you." Lancelot casually says as he continues eating his meal. The poor fake sheep trembles in fear as tears fall from his eye but he was too afraid to move or even make a sound. It was exactly what V1 was like yesterday but he had the guts to at least plea for mercies. " * Awkward laugh*..... so you were cursing a dead body of a dog for a couple of decades?" Hikaru asks trying to lighten the mood but the fake sheep was too afraid to answer.
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A Royal Pain In The Texts

A Royal Pain In The Texts

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?
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queenle prudent
well done! im just grateful to have read this story eventhough, there are parts that may seem shallow/simple, but hey it really made me escape my life's trouble by making me laugh...i still cant move on about the "shawn mendez" obsession of Liam, caleb's intimate affection towards food and so on....
KLH
Any chance there will be a follow up story to this?! Id LOVE to see what happens after they graduate, and if they can make things work. Really good story, author! Took a bit to get used to the way it was written, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Good little laughs throughout, too!
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