Lotr Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

That was true. “Elliot was a sweet soul... He gave so much of himself to the people around him. He gave so much to me… He was young and full of life, there was never really a dull moment with Elliot around.” “He would always finds a way to inject a little bit of humor in every situation.” Elliot’s friends sitting in the back chuckled as they nodded in agreement. Lori felt relieved that they could relate. “Elliot once told me his favorite quote was from an ancient history class he took to impress a girl.”

Lotus shrugged, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. "Well, sometimes the best adventures are unplanned ones," he replied, shaking out his fur as we surveyed the chaotic scene around us. "At least no one saw us crashing into the tree," he said. "Rather like you hope that no one saw YOU crash into it," I corrected. Lotus chuckled, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Touché," he admitted, glancing back at the mess. "But let's be honest, I think my crash was graceful," he teased, flicking his tail playfully.

Lydia comforted her ending it with a joke. We let out a laughter that was so awesome. I must say that it is really a great thing to have great wolves around you. We laughed and made funny jokes as we embraced one another. “It’s so good to have nice friends around you. I’m glad I met you both.” Loretta said in a baby tone. We hugged her again and we were set to leave.

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

I said, before snapping my fingers and letting three Jack 'O Lanterns fall into the pit, igniting the pile of thermite, "Who wants grilled rapist?!" I said that as a joke to Jake, but funnily enough I got not one, but two courses of laughter. "Ah, hello father." "Hello, Jack, it's good to see you still breathing. I see you haven't let poor Jakey boy down yet," Lucifer said as he walked up to shake hands with Jack, You'd think that this kind of interaction would send shivers down Jakes' spine, but he'd seen it happen so many times he would be more surprised if Lucifer's words weren't laced with sarcasm.

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”