Funny Punchline Novels & Stories

“Do you like jokes?” “I do,” I said. He told me one about a duck in a library that made no sense and made perfect sense because he laughed so hard at the end that he forgot the last word and had to start again. Emma rolled her eyes and said she had a better one, and then her punchline was the same as Eli’s by accident and they both laughed until Stella smiled, and I had to look down for a second because the feeling in my chest was too much. When the laughter faded, Emma picked at a crumb and looked up. “Where do you live?”

The three men got confused why they were laughing out suddenly. "What happened? Who cracked a joke here?", Alex said, rubbing his nose unaware of the glitters which were painted on his face. He rubbed more, spreading the red color to his cheeks unknowingly. The culprit of the clowns covered her lips in her palms and silently slid behind Rehan to hide herself. "Why are you guys laughing?", Jake asked with confusion written all over his face. "Jesus! Now i understand why Anisha calls you monkeys.", Michael bit down on his lower lip controlling his laughter.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

I reply, my voice softening, "Is everything alright? Why do you call?” -["Papa, I… I’ve a joke,"]- He says, his tiny voice brimming with excitement. "Oh, I love jokes! Go ahead, buddy," I encourage, looking forward to the adorable punchline. -["Knock, knock.”]- "Who's there?" I play along. -["Ba… na… na.”]- "Banana who?" I ask with feigning curiosity. -["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!"]-

The laugh became too much, they ran out of the place hurriedly. “Badass” I murmured, laughing loudly. “That was hell of a comedy, who is gonna go next!” Atlene mouthed, everyone laughed, No one agreed to participate in the food competition after the comedy Annabel and Luke displayed. “Let's move to the Next game which is spotlight, imma gonna explain, I know some of you didn't graduate from college” Atlene uttered, Everyone burst out laughing so loud. He is a clown, this guy is so funny.

Oh my god, I will punch him in the face if he does! “What is it?” I told him with nervousness living on my chest. “It is because women are always right.” He let go of his punchline and he laughed so hard after that as if he is the greatest comedian of all time. I just stared at him as if he is the weirdest thing on the Planet right now. He stopped laughing when he saw my not so pleased face, “oh, you don’t find that funny? What are you, a robot?”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“You didn't even read till the end of the article, did you?” “Read till the end? Are you kidding me right now?... My mind exploded like a bomb when I saw her picture pop up on my screen!” A small chuckle escapes my lips, but I'm quick to stop myself from chuckling too much before I further provoke him and receive a hard punch.

com, maybe. The big guys up front heckled him mercilessly after every punch line. It was mean and obnoxious and most of their comments were only funny to themselves. Finally, the biggest guy, a brute with shoulders as wide as an SUV, yelled something really crude, something not fit even for the liberal college crowd.

Jeffery patted his shoulder. "We can always go for opening a new account for you". Parker chirped in. "Wow Parker. How come I didn’t think of the brilliant idea"? Jeffery said in a rather sarcastic tone and the table erupted into laughter. "Because all you can think is to shove your dick in some hole". Parker retorted back making Liam choke on his juice but it didn’t stop him from laughing. "Not any HOLE. Just one. And that’s..." Jeffery was cut short when Parker cupped his lips to restrain him from speaking.