Funny Punchline Novels & Stories

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

When the students of the Genius Camp saw this scene, they all flew backwards several steps, looking dumbfounded. Then, it was quiet. It was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop. All the people present didn't dare to say a word. "You...you!" At this time, Harold, the number one genius in the Genius Camp, did not dare to utter a complete sentence. "Sigh." Lucas sighed, saying, "Why don't you believe me?" As soon as he finished speaking, Lucas punched Harold. This punch was simply too casual. But... However, Harold's pupils shrank rapidly. Because he found that he couldn't take this powerful punch at all.

A punch on their face … Vickii- Well you can call any one by their name you know .. that even sounds better .. so well if you want more punches ..i can happily give you guys .. so let me come to the point .. give me the money back .. or else .. I’ll where your sun won’t shine any more .. so I am being polite and so do you .. Rickz- I really want to thankyou .. but they tore some of money notes but that’s ok .. I – I can manage ..

Clutch asked. My head was pounding so hard from last night’s partying, I’d momentarily forgotten about the mouse under my eye, and who’d given it to me. “That’s strange,” I said, before pausing. “What’s that?” “I don’t remember one of the books I sent you while you were locked up being a joke book,” I replied. “Here’s a joke for you. Knock, knock…” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourself,” he said, before putting his helmet on.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

Why? Because [punchline]. | As Kate accessed the feature, she was presented with some of the most popular pick-up lines from across the country. Ecto would deliver the first half, she would press NEXT, and he would reveal the punchline. Some of her favorites were: | Is your name Goggle? … ’cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for. | Is your name wi-fi? … ’cause I’m really feeling a connection. | Is Geometry your favorite subject?

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

he shouted, infuriated at the least. I dusted my hands and stood; an eruption of laughter followed my suit. "Actually, I fixed it. It's a bit crooked on the left. You see, now it's almost straight. I just have to do..." I punched him hard on the nose. "That! I bet it's all set now. It's a perfect nose now!" I shouted sarcastically. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!