Funny Punchline Novels & Stories

That was when Sunny came up to me, whispering into my ear, "Here comes the prank!" Even as my mind went blank, he pulled out a remote and pressed a button, and everyone's heads jerked around as a recording of Andy's voice boomed. "I feel like I could get sick everytime I see Jane's face! She's actually eating leftovers out of a chute!" "I wouldn't even date her, if I didn't have to get Mandy's favorite crystal shoes with this prank." "Someone like her is fated to be a garbage picker. And she wants to marry me? Dream on!"

she replies, still smiling. I take a deep breath and clear my throat. "So, I've been thinking...why did the tomato turn red?" She arches an eyebrow, looking at me curiously. "I don't know. Why?" "Because it noticed the salad dressing!" I exclaim triumphantly, bursting into a wide grin. My joke was met with deadpan silence for what felt like an eternity. Then suddenly, her face lit up and she burst out laughing uncontrollably. "Oh my goodness! That was so corny!"

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

There was another pause‚ shorter this time‚ and when Evelyn spoke again her voice was softer and warmer and full of the kind of understanding that made my throat tighten. "Okay‚" she said gently. "I get it. You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to tell me. The boss can be a Thorne in someone's flesh‚ just like his name." I laughed. It came out of nowhere and it surprised me so much that I actually put my hand over my mouth like I was trying to catch it before it escaped. But it was too late. It was already out. The first real laugh that had come out of my body in two weeks and it was because of a terrible pun from Evelyn.

he's speaking in that ridiculously goofy, high-pitched tone. I couldn't help but laugh a bit. It was absolutely silly, certainly, but you can get that sort of silly that's just funny when you're extremely bored, you know? Tray picked up another can and jumped into the act, drawing a wailing face beside Paul's stick man. The title of the article above read, "Crybaby." Man, Rick, who's normally pretty relaxed, just went and spray-painted a giant middle finger in the middle of everything. The guys just burst into laughter again, bumping into one another like they couldn't deal with how funny this was.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

We headed out with the help of Paul as we got onto the van and headed out somewhere to have breakfast. "Guys I know you missed me. So I have a knock-knock joke." I hollered, excited. "Oh no. Milo don't, please we didn’t really miss you that much.” Lucius stops me. I frown, “Don’t be rude. It's funny I swear." I insisted. "You've got like 20 knock-knock jokes and only five are funny." Rowan complained. "It's funny. C'mon. Just one." I insisted again but they whined as if my knock-knock jokes were that horrible. So I ignored them and carried on with my joke, "Knock knock."

"You are literally the funniest guy in this entire school!" Milo blinked, looking a little bit surprised by my sudden massive explosion of happiness, but he smiled huge anyway. "Really? I didn't even tell the punchline yet." "It doesn't matter, you are just totally hilarious!" I gushed loudly, making sure my voice carried across the quiet room.

I saw it—Gideon Salton taking cash from his buddies, one after another. That was when it clicked: I was just the punchline in some bet. The ones who lost laughed first, then rolled their eyes like I was the idiot. "Madison Montclaire, do you even get how much I lost 'cause of you? Use your brain for once." "We've told you a million times—Gideon's way outta your league. You really thought he'd marry you?"

It moves differently- menacing and soft My mouth opens slightly before I close it. The screen changes to a clip and the students gasp as Vladimir opens his locker and strings of balls hit his face Oblivious, Elliott opens his too and get hit. I close my lips together to prevent myself from rolling over in laughter "𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴"