Funny Punchline Novels & Stories

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

But now that he uttered the punch line, the embarrassment sided in his direction. Anyway, he’s used to embarrassing himself to Adira so Chadwick thinks he can cap it off. “Your joke is too corny.” But when Adira said those, he realized it is hard to play cool. Chadwick placed his fist on his mouth and forged a cough, “Ahem.” ‘I should just change the topic instead,’ he thought. “I bet you haven’t eaten yet. So, I cooked you a dinner.” Adira, who moved on from embarrassment thanks to Chadwick’s punch line, answered, “You made dinner?”

it was the funniest thing i've ever seen There was a pause. Longer than usual. Long enough that I glanced at the screen twice before the reply finally came through. Him: sounds like he's got good taste then Me: lol you're avoiding the actual point Him: what point Me: the point where nate callahan is jealous over ME Him: I mean. can you blame him I didn't think much of the pause. I was too busy laughing at my own phone like an idiot. Me: goodnight, weirdo

After the chaos finally died down, the final results appeared on the big screen, starting from last place and moving upward. The first name on the screen was mine, with a zero behind it. Then, the other names appeared one by one. A few minutes later, it reached the top ten, and someone said excitedly, "Wendy's name still hasn't shown up. She has to be in the top ten." She wasn't. Then it moved to the top five. When first place finally appeared, Wendy's name was on the screen. The crowd exploded in excitement. Ivan rushed onto the stage and hugged Wendy tightly. "You're amazing! You actually won first place!"

A newspaper dropped in front of Calvin’s desk, and he flung it across the wall after taking one look at the pictures on the first page. KJ chuckled, sliding into a seat far away from his brother. He hadn’t expected to see a picture of Hana and Charles smiling at each other on the front page of The Punchline newspaper.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

"Cardboard and suffering?" "Exactly." Jonathan’s eyes lit up, happy to see even a tiny smile. "And if that doesn’t work, I’ve got jokes. Why did the painter go to jail?" Lucy shook her head, still wiping tears. "Because he was framed!" A surprised giggle escaped her. "Oh no… that’s actually terrible." "I’ve got more," he warned with a playful grin. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "…What?" "An impasta!"

�𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 30 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝑂ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓. . People started to laugh and I didn't have the time to react from Carvie's sudden punch,with his continues punch

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I hope he will not see it. " If being beautiful and cute at the same time was a crime, you'd surely be guilty as charged. " He said again. And that scene makes me smile truly. His punchlines are so corny. HAHAHA. " Stop with your punchlines, Nathan. " I said to him while I'm holding back my laughter. " I will never stop saying punchlines if that's the only way for me to see your smile. " Okay, I'm gonna admit it. He's nice! Not bad, Nathan! Not bad!