Funny Quote Money Mga Nobela at Kwento

a boy asked. Another classmate echoed “What counterfeit money? How much cash could 2.5 billion dollars be converted? I doubt that Joshua the loser has such a huge sum of money. I’m sure it was a play money from monopoly!” “Its 2.5 billion of monopoly money, this is too hilarious! Did Joshua transfer the money to Ian? Did he not get beaten up?” A girl couldn’t help laughing aloud. Her friend scoffed “I’m sure he get beaten up. If Joshua gave you monopoly money, wouldn’t you beat him up?”

“You’re really an idiot. Are you trying to be an actor? Are you going to buy my company with three hundred million dollars in cash? Can you be any funnier?” Leon gave up. This guy did not make sense. Did he know what three hundred million dollars in cash were? Did he know what complicated procedures it would require to cash out three hundred million dollars? And he wanted it in fifteen minutes. Bullsh*t! He could not even pick out a better excuse when acting.

“How do you even pronounce those figures in words?” “I believe nine zeroes signify billion.” Jessica whistles. “Seven hundred and twenty-six billion. What would you even do with that kind of money?” I shrug. “Invest to get more, I guess.” “One man having that much seems diabolical. Are you sure he isn’t a vampire? How did you meet his son again?”

It seemed like he couldn't explain things to them using the usual words. Amelia hurried over. "Uncles and aunties, what my boss meant was, gold is a sure win—if you buy it, you make money. Why not make some extra cash? And from what we see now, buying it is definitely a guaranteed profit! You don't want your pension money just sitting there doing nothing, right? You gotta learn to make money with your money, that way your kids and grandkids will have a better life too!" The old man and woman burst out laughing as soon as they heard it. Only a fool wouldn't make money.

Please tell me it is a hundred bucks. He leans over and points to a long string of numbers at the bottom of the file. “A million euros.” I almost fall out of mom’s old chair. Slamming my fist on the table, I blurt out, “A million?! What is this? Daytime robbery?!” Jonathan blinks and clears his throat. “Um, yeah. Taxes are basically daylight robberies.”

I covered up my surprise with a cough hard enough to startle Rachel. “Are you okay?” she asked. “Yes, I—uh—have a tickle in my throat.” She insisted on getting me a bottle of water and as much as I wanted to say it was no big deal, I didn’t want them to question why I balked in the first place. Michael’s nonchalance in transferring over that much money in one transaction was unbelievable. I knew he had a lot of money but I’d never seen or heard about anyone footing the bill for such a big event.

everyone should die together. "Sab ek saath marenge toh itni paiso ka kya hoga.....bc kon sambhalega itna paisa?" Aaryan asked still breathing with his whole body. ( What about the money if we all die together....... who will handle it all?" ) "Tere pass ek rupiya nai hai, gareeb..... Tu paiso ki chinta mat kar." Akshita replied hitting his head making him hit her back. ( Your poor ass doesn't have a single penny..... you don't worry about money. )

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

'If I may ask, do you mind if I ask you a silly question? 'Well, how silly is the question?' Nunu asked laughing quietly to herself. 'What are you going to do with all the money you have made in this errand?' 'Oh, that's not a silly question. Well, I have never had up to a million in my account before. My father is not poor however. But we are not millionaires. But I think I have a star that attracts big money.' 'Do you?' 'Yes, I think I do.'

I said while laughing. “Well, you don’t look very convinced at all. You might not realize this, and I didn’t want to say this to you like this but…there’s not a lot of jobs out there that’s going to make you 700 million dollars. Most people live and die without even seeing that amount. I’ll probably be one of them, seriously,” Justin said as he glared at me from across the coffee table.