Funny Quote Money Novels & Stories

everyone should die together. "Sab ek saath marenge toh itni paiso ka kya hoga.....bc kon sambhalega itna paisa?" Aaryan asked still breathing with his whole body. ( What about the money if we all die together....... who will handle it all?" ) "Tere pass ek rupiya nai hai, gareeb..... Tu paiso ki chinta mat kar." Akshita replied hitting his head making him hit her back. ( Your poor ass doesn't have a single penny..... you don't worry about money. )

'If I may ask, do you mind if I ask you a silly question? 'Well, how silly is the question?' Nunu asked laughing quietly to herself. 'What are you going to do with all the money you have made in this errand?' 'Oh, that's not a silly question. Well, I have never had up to a million in my account before. My father is not poor however. But we are not millionaires. But I think I have a star that attracts big money.' 'Do you?' 'Yes, I think I do.'

I said while laughing. “Well, you don’t look very convinced at all. You might not realize this, and I didn’t want to say this to you like this but…there’s not a lot of jobs out there that’s going to make you 700 million dollars. Most people live and die without even seeing that amount. I’ll probably be one of them, seriously,” Justin said as he glared at me from across the coffee table.

"Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!" Right then, Terrence couldn't hold it in any longer and finally let out a cold laugh. "You idiots. This branch office has been losing money year after year. Headquarters has been wanting to investigate for a long time! "If Ms. Monroe hadn't hidden her identity and come down here to dig into your shady accounts herself, how much longer did you think you could keep fooling everyone? "You sure have some nerve making Ms. Monroe serve you coffee, fetch you water, and take the blame for you. How many heads do you think you have to lose?"

With the unusual closeness, it did seem like it but his opponent spoke first. “Why don’t you put your mouth where you money is?” He officially lost Wilson. “What money?” Wilson asked and looked around at the people who had gathered round them at a distance and even more were still gathering. They all looked as confused as Wilson. Except that, it was for a whole different reason. They began to mumble among themselves. “Did he just ask ‘what money?’” “I don’t think he understands figures of speech!” “Hehe, I never knew I would ever meet someone stupider than my brother.”

There’s no heart in there. “Do you like Mexican sausage?” He walks towards the dining room. “Is that some kind of euphemism?” Johnny laughs. “A sense of humor. We like that around here.” He slaps my shoulder like football players would after a good game. That almost hurt but it was more annoying than anything.

-" Good evening Mr. Gerald, can I talk to you for a moment." -" Sure." -" I would like to work in a friend's club; I need to save some money just in case." -" In case of what?" he asked. -" I don't know, I might need it in the future, I also need to buy some stuff." I lied. -" You can use my debit card for that." -" No, definitely no. I can't take your money." I retorted. -" You won't. You will just borrow money from me until you got paid for the mission you are assigned and then give it back." He explained.

“Are you looking down on me? I’m not a broke loser like you. Two million is nothing.” “Words don’t mean anything. Show me real cash.”

“The accountants are on me for it. There's money missing from the account.” “Well, it's a slush fund, right? Money's always moving around in those.” Toby sipped on his coffee. “Besides, they're billionaires. I doubt it's anything. It's not like they're going to miss a few dollars out of their Scrooge McDuck swimming pool vaults.”

"Move away I don't have time for this stupid play of yours, I have classes to attend . I'm not a failure like you guys, only got into this uni because of money" I sassed out and they glared at me angrily.... oh guess I have burn their tail , "We can do anything because we have money, with our money we don't need to do anything not even study" Jack said as he puff up his nose with pride and I scoff at their stupidity.... "Your money? Bitch, you don't own a shit , it's your father's Money , without that you guys are nothing" I said with a mocking chuckle and I can see how angry they have got , I bet if it was a cartoon show you can literally see the burning fog coming out from their ears...