Funny Quote Money Novels & Stories

I shake my head with a chuckle. We say goodnight and I turn my phone on, seeing that it is charging. Sitting back, I search the internet for a quote to fix the dent. Taking a drink of my water, I spit it out with a cough at the price. Geez, it’s expensive as fuck. I would have to sell my kidney on the black market to raise the funds. Again, I’m screwed.

I stared into space as I thought hard. "What?"He snapped me out of my thoughts, I turned to look at him and he had a confused look on his face. "You asked what else could bring a smile to my face and I listed them for you, and there are lots more thing....Money, yes!!! Money can definitely bring a smile to my face, if you want me to be happy or keep me happy just give me money, oh good lord I love money so much." I moaned and he shook his head at me while laughing.

I told him but he merely laughed. " Unfortunately, sir. There's no way you can miss that meeting. It's going to gross in millions of dollars." He said and softened his voice, " Unless you don't need it." He mocked. " You are a fool." " Agreed. Get up big man and let's get some money. Money has to be made, bro." He said and stretched his hand, " I can't even lift you." He said. " I guess I got the good genes." I said and watched him look at me funny before bursting into laughter.

Hey and don't use it to steal my money from the bank okay. Jacqueline chuckled at his way of teasing. He surely had a weird kind of sense of humor. "What If I do it?" "Fine Baby. You can take out as much money you want. After all, I am all yours. It doesn't matter what reaches your first me or my money." Jacqueline laughed at another end, he had one hell of a crazy mind. "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wow. You are a Mental case."

How is every conversation fun and every interaction enjoyable? “It's very easy to take money for granted when you have it, and appreciate it so much more when you have less.” Her eyebrows shoot up at my words, and I realize that that might have been a rude statement. “I don't mean it in a rude way. I'm just saying for me, money doesn't feel like much of a thank you, and I think it's because it's never really been a concern for me. I've never had to scrape by, so money is just a part of my life, not what everything hinges on. I swear I wasn't trying to be a dick.”

"Kid, you should exercise some common sense before you brag. Justice Investment Bank is one of the top ten investment banks in the country! It has a presence all over the country!" "Three minutes? Even if they set the vault on fire, the money probably couldn't be burned in three minutes!" The crowd was mocking Frederick. "Bastard, are you done making a scene? I can't believe you said that. It seems you really have lost your mind!" Zeke laughed so hard that he was nearly in tears. His gaze was filled with sarcasm. "Hehe. You'll find out if what I said was true after three minutes," Frederick said indifferently.

He could not bear to. As the man let go of his frustrations, he teasingly remarked, "No wonder Miss Corinne never liked money. It turns out she didn't lack money at all and is a hidden wealthy woman." Upon hearing the man's ambiguous words, Corinne rolled her eyes at him and said, "Who said I don't like money? Where is it written that someone would dislike having too much money? You, as a capitalist, should understand the concept that money makes the world go round!" Jeremy narrowed his eyes and asked with a meaningful tone as he held her hair, "Money makes the world go round?"

Mr. Joyce sat right in front of Audrey, smiling sarcastically. He did not expect the courage of the bitch in front of him. After exhaling his rough breath, he immediately opened his mouth to reply to Audrey's words… “What? You're my son-in-law? Are you not mistaken? Aren't you a co-worker at the office!” said Mr. Joyce in a loud voice? “That's right! We are indeed working together. We can even enlarge our company in the future! I didn't expect that my father-in-law is a great person who has a palace and a golden child!” Audrey said her words of praise that made it clear she was trying to win his heart.

Frederick nodded slightly and said seriously, "Yes, I do. There's a big fool that keeps giving me 300 thousand dollars. It's great!" Poof! Ivy couldn't hold back and burst out laughing at Frederick's words, his sharp wit was truly merciless.

Ballard could not wrap his head around it at that moment. He was taken aback for a few seconds before he suddenly burst out laughing. “Hey, did you hear that? “This stupid guy just asked me for money. He wants me to pay him back one million per second. “Hey! I’m really scared.” Ballard poked Thomas’ head with his finger. “Hey lad, do you know how to spell the word ‘death’?” Thomas smiled faintly while he answered, “I don’t know how to spell. Why don’t you spell it for me?”