Funny Quote Money Novels & Stories

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“$50,000!” Holy shit! Are these people out of their minds or what? They’ve got so much money to waste, just sitting there, drinking and calling amounts I’ve never seen in my life. I’m still wondering what’s it with rich people and throwing money away like that when I hear a deep voice say ever so calmly, “$100,000.”

At that moment, Bernard was utterly exhilarated, just as he had never felt more disgust about having money for the first time in the seventy years he had lived. Right now, how to spend 50 billion USD as a favor for Charlie was what he looked forward to the most. What's the phrase? Shut the fuck up and take my fucking money! Still, Charlie was quite the meanie, reserving that 50 billion USD quota so that it was only spent when he demanded it, all while leaving Bernard impatient.

“Uh huh… yeah, you’ll notice he’s not giving ME $50,000, though…” “Anh – ” “I’m just kidding. You know that.” “I know,” I said, though I was a little nervous. As Dr. Sheldon Cooper, my favorite TV nerd of all time, said once on The Big Bang Theory: ‘It’s funny because it’s true.’ But I pushed that out of my mind. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with it yet…” “Yeah, well, don’t put it all on black.” “Oh hell no. And I think I can cover rent this month,” I teased.

My smile vanished into the thin air and morphed into a deadly look. "Who wants your money?" While saying I threw the money in his face. "Keep your filthy money to yourself. I don't need charity. I'm not a charity case. I don't know what you rich people think of you. You will be rich but not God. Everything is not in your hand. Do you really think you can solve every problem with money?" I yell at him and he's looking at me in shock. "Huhh!!! Money can't buy everything, Mr. Whatever you are. Keep this little thing in your mind. This little piece of advice can be useful for you in the future." Saying that I mounted my bike and kicked the starter. Thank God, It's working.

James snorted, and I huffed out a laugh. “Why are rich people like that?” I chuckle humorlessly, “If you ingest it, you’ve committed an act of treason, but if you snort a line, you’re praised for your ability to stay thin.” “They’re the worst, really. All that money,” James jests, a smirk pulling on his lips, showcasing his dimples, “And they still haven’t figured out the key to happiness.” “People with too much money are just awful.” “They buy things like mansions they’ll never fill, and garages full of cars they never drive,” he rolls his eyes, but his tone is playful, “Enough flowers for their wives to fill a field. It’s pathetic.”

He uttered with a smirk on his face. “How?”Amelia questions his oblivion to what he meant by there are other ways to get it. *** “I can’t believe you paid him 100$ for a teddy” She remarks while snuggling onto the teddy. “Well when you are a billionaire,you will understand that money solves everything”He chuckled. “Money doesn’t solve everything”She utters. “Name one thing that money can’t solve”Liam stated eagerly waiting for her reply. “Happiness”She simply uttered.

Ivy and MJ screamed in unison, glaring at Era like her tears cost them heat. MJ spun around. “I’m serious, that bag was worth five coins!” Venice muttered without looking up, “You mean five dimes.” MJ shrieked, “It’s slang, moron! God, you’re so low class sometimes.” “That’s our money you’re losing!” Ivy barked. “Why the hell are you still buying bags when we haven’t paid for heat?!” “You think I knew we’d be broke by Tuesday?!”

She sarcastically remarks before shoving a chicken nugget into her mouth. I notice there is nothing but lots of nuggets and fries and sauces. No burger? “I shall offer you two hundred million dollars for the shares. It is a lot of money for those mere shares; consider it,” I state. She chokes and ends up laughing, sitting on the chair. “The Coles are very amusing today. Do you think I care about the money that you are offering me?” “Don’t be difficult, Ariel. You are a medical practitioner, not quite clever when it comes to an economic business, so stick to your lain,”

"I missed you bro,been long since you came to my office in person.Let me guess you need a loan?" Asmo broke into laughter then said,"Is that all you think I came for,I blessed you with my presence today to get you out of your office,let's go to some strip club and enjoy ourselves".Momo backed away from Asmodeus and stared at him,"What do you think people would say if they saw the boss of the World bank at a strip club.""They would say World bank boss giving back to community".Mammon grinned trying not to laugh after Asmo's joke.