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I asked instead, genuinely curious. He chuckled, shaking his head. “You think too highly of me. I can’t get any girl just like that. I’m looking for a genuine connection, and since I couldn’t find one in the streets, I turned to dating sites. Plus, I’m kind of an introvert.” I found myself nodding, understanding where he came from. “What about you? Why is a fine lady like you on dating sites? I’m sure a lot of men are dying to have you,” he asked, his tone light.

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"This is fun." I grin, and then we fall into yet another conversation about random things. Nothing of value happens, and we keep things strictly platonic. But I don't mind the slow pace. The current me is supposed to be on a break from dating. But my eagerness to find someone who didn't want me because of my fame, money, or appearance made me sign up for that dating site. Ironically, I matched with Rebel. Even more bothersome is that I'm attracted to her despite her shallowness. She is also kind of an asshole, but meh...

“Let’s stay here for some time. We will watch a movie later and go to a pub.” “...” “I googled what people do on a date.” “Hahahahaha” “It’s not funny.” “I think it is.” “How about you set the itinerary?” “Wouldn’t want to waste that time and effort you have already spent on g****e search.” “You are still laughing at me.” “I guess I just did not expect you to g****e it.” “I have never been on a date unless the time we spent together counts.” “It does not.” “Thought so.”

“And I can help end it. Tell everyone we're dating and no one will pay attention to what happened in the locker room and the dorm. They'll even think it's an invasion of privacy and take down their articles.” “Not Kelsey though.” “Come on. Let's give it a shot. You won't know till you try it.” “I’m not dating you.” “Then I'll leave.” “Fine,” I hissed. “Jesus. I'll date you. Fake-date you.” “Yay.” Jericho giggled and threw her arms around me. I barely caught myself and we tumbled to the floor. Just then, I heard the sound of a camera click and turned. Kelsey Sawyer had taken our picture and this time she winked.

I shrug, “your expertise of course, in my entire life I’ve been with two people, Miller in senior year and it was just awkward sex in the back of his car, and then… Taser, which- let’s be honest, my books make me wetter than he does.” His eyebrows kissed his forehead before he turned and continued walking again. I had to speedwalk to keep up with his long strides, the asshole. “After our arrangement ends,” I whispered, “I will be back in the dating world, and I want to be in it, knowing that I at least know what good sex feels like.” “Stop talking.” “And clearly, you know all about it since women flock to you like bees to honey even though you’re a fucking neantherthal. No offense.”

she said, actually sounding confused. "Mum, it is not working out, give up already, please," I pleaded, rolling my eyes as a flashback of how the past month has been. From one date to another and all of them and I mean every single one of them always found a way to get on my fucking nerves just few minutes into the night. The last guy literally brought out a pack of condoms from his back pocket with a bright smile on his face when I asked if he was interested in dessert. On the first freaking date, maybe it was supposed to be funny or sexy, I don't know but I walked out right after so I guess I will never know. "That's because you wouldn't give any of them any chance to even introduce themse

she teased “Ouch! Someone is being grouchy today" she just laughed at me instead. "Ok. Straight to the point, I guess. It's just...you've been on that dating site long enough to learn the ropes Em. What if this guy is using that same Shawn Mendez trick you used?" I asked. She released a breathy laugh. "Oh. Yeah, I remember. Mr. Boring Shawn Mendez you mean." We had a light laugh, remembering the memory.

“Why are you walking so damn fast? I’ve been calling your name for the last minute.” “We have a test today,” I muttered, pushing through the classroom door. I dropped into my usual seat near the back and she slid into the one right next to me. “I’d rather talk about whatever this is later.” She leaned in anyway, her voice low but urgent. “You already know what I’m going to ask.” I gave a small hum and kept my eyes on my notebook. “Seriously?” Mae scoffed. “Fine. Why the hell are you dating Knox Ashford? Your bully? The same guy who’s made your life miserable for months? Have you lost your mind and sold your soul to the devil?”

"Why do you know anything about dating sites? Do you use them?" "I only found out about different dating sites because of Youtube." "Wow, even watched Youtube for the usage tutorial?" "No, Yuwi!" his defense. "I've been hanging out on YouTube lately to watch various vlogs, anime, and of course music videos. Well, because the ads on YouTube are annoying, they consume more minutes than what I watch. ads that still appear are about dating sites... that's when I found out." "You can do Youtube premium-" "As long as you pay, Israel?"