Funny Quotes About Heartbreak Novels & Stories

Tom argued. "I don't know you personally. It was only when I found out you were a playboy that I was convinced," Andien replied calmly. Tom's eyebrows rose as he asked. "What information?" "As a man who attracts a lot of women and a man who breaks more women's hearts than he can fly to the moon," Andien replied calmly. For a moment Tom was speechless at the comparison Andien had given him. "Thank you for your flattery, although I take it more as an insult because I don't have a sincere heart," Tom grinned.

“So, why did you follow me? Would you like to celebrate the most hurtful heartbreak you ever had?” “Would you like some ice cream?” he asked, which made me burst into laughter. “W-Why? What’s so funny, huh?! What’s so funny about eating ice cream?!” “There’s nothing funny about eating ice cream, but with a man who eats ice cream whenever he’s heartbroken, that’s so funny! You are such a baby! Hahaha!” “If you don’t want, then just shut up and cry like a monkey all you want.” He said as he began walking away from me. I ran towards him. “I’m just kidding, babe! Hahaha!”

I thought many times to kill myself but somewhere a hope that I will meet you again I used to curse my fate all the time because you got hurt due to me you are thinking only your heart is broken infact hurting and breaking your heart made my heart to broken into uncountable pieces sobb the worst thing of anyone is acting like you don't care about the person you love the most you don't know how many times I tried to coax this broken heart . I went near her I don't know how to make her calm she is crying very painfully I lifted her in my arms and laid her on coach and said "please ash stop crying iam sorry iam a fool I was hurt so talked like that I love you ash I love only you please don't cr

“But… I don’t want to have a relationship with someone who never sees me” “I mean… you know… you were a wonderful friend. You taught me how to love before you broke my heart and I hated you then” She chuckles, her face gazed at me with teary-eyed. “I never thought I’d say this, but I want you to be happy wherever you are. I understood, just like love, even heartbreak doesn’t last long” She ends. “Z…” I reach over her hand as I gazed at her. “I am so sorry…” I say with a slight of grief in my voice.

Even though the words came out of my mouth, there was a tightness in my chest after saying them to my best friend. Ruby looked at me with burning eyes, filled with overwhelming anger. Without hesitation, he swung his hand and slapped me hard in the face, making my head sway to the right side. Pain shot through my cheek, but I laughed bitterly as I said, "A slap is nothing, Ruby. My heart is too broken and I can no longer feel the pain!” In my bitter laughter, there was hidden pain behind it. My heart is broken and hurt by the friendship that has been torn apart. I realized that harsh words and cruel actions would not change anything. Only destruction and loss were left behind.

Bree mimicked quotation marks with both hands on either side of her head, "...break up if you're dumped." Seeing Grace just silent, Lily tried to restrain her friends effortlessly: "Hey... That's not how you talk to a brokenhearted person. Don't you have a heart?" "Ow, sorry, I didn't think about that," Rossa chuckled. "But, Grace, is it true that today you got off on the wrong floor because you couldn't stand being in the same elevator as Victor and Kenzie? Sorry, I don't mean to mock you; I just want to make sure that the news is true. You know, Victor's guys opened their mouths to everyone about it. I'll scold them if it's just their bullshit." Rossa continued.

All I can do right now is cry and let myself grieve for the relationship I thought I had. That night, the three of us drank until we were drunk. We joked that we were "celebrating" the end of my heartbreak, but we ended up crying together too. I poured out all my anger and frustration about Theo, letting every painful feeling wash over me. Lily and Irene shared stories of their own first heartbreaks. They told me how they'd struggled, how they'd healed, how they'd moved on. Their advice was exactly what I needed to hear. We went through several bottles of beer, laughing and crying by turns. I had hoped that for just one night, I could forget the pain that Theo had caused me.

"More?" The bartender asked as I was getting myself wasted on the bar's counter. "One more shot," I groggily said as my head was lying down on the counter. The bartender looked at me cluelessly at my state. "A heartbreak?" "Hell? Fuck no," I scoffed. "My bad. Usually the customers who get wasted, slumping themselves down on that counter are going through a breakup. I believe it's a curse now." He joked. "Well, I am not. Just fill my glass up... Goddamn," I grunted as I clank my shot glass on the counter.

I concluded, he gently tucked his hands into pocket and shrugged softly. “I kid you not, heartbreak is the ultimate motivation, it just has a way of bringing out your talent as a motivational speaker“ he said and for the first time in a while I burst out laughing, and more surprisingly, genuinely. “What?! Why would you say that,” I asked in between laughs, he chuckled lightly and shrugged again turning to me. “I’ve had a fair share of heartbreaks too, so I know” he said, my laugh turned to a small sigh and I turned to meet his gaze,

What could go wrong? "Calm down, it was only three bucks," I scoffed , both of us stopping at the marooned front entry doors .It was time to rehearse our pathetic threatics of two supposed love birds. What's funny is that I've never truly been in love before so I had zero clue on how I should act .If anything I'd learned from those cheesy teen romcoms is that love makes people do stupid ridiculous things such as writing cheesy love poems with really cringe love quotes adorned with little red hearts on them. I feel physically ill just by thinking about it.