Funny Quotes Anime Novels & Stories

"If you're betrayed, release disappointment at once. By that way, the bitterness has no time to take root." - Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut * * * * July 2009 Aoyama Cemetery Tohya stared at Ren, wondering if his best friend had just cracked a joke. He simply can’t imagine someone like Ren befriending a guy like that. But on the other hand, if this Tatsuya Fujiyama is truly like how Ren had said, then it might be the reason why Ren had even befriended him.

August frowned at them and wondered what was making them laugh. She pursed her lips and asked, “Did I say something funny? “No babe”. Jenny said and giggled. “Then why are you girls laughing? She asked them. “Sorry for the laugh, you look so cute that’s why”. Anita grinned and said which made her embarrassed. “You all are such a bully”. She said angrily. “Are you always like this? Anita asked, “Like what? August asked back. “Like jovial, simple and lovable “. Anita replied to her.

weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

“And tune down that sassy attitude of yours-” “And why would I do that? Also, who are you to tell me that? My father? I don't think so, so give me a break, OLD MAAAN!” “You-you little.... Just get out of here already!” “Bye byeeee!!” “ASMODEUS!” “Hahaha” “What's so funny?” “W-wel-well, after this past few hours, when you almost killed each other, you still have the patience not to leave each other without a head. You know, you kind of remind me of someone.”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Tokunbo laughing – “Na u sabi, what's life without a bit of alcohol? But Janet come o, how far with the bet? Hope you have started the assignment, or you just slack?” Janet made a funny face – “Oh my, I forgot o, work too much” Tokunbo sighed – "You need to take the bet seriously Jay Jay, you need it as a time off, you are always working. And don’t give me that cock and bull story about your background and why you need to work hard. Agreed you need the money, but a little time to one self won’t hurt, take it as an adventure, who knows, you might loosen up enough to actually get a date. That is after Dee wins the bet of course ha ha ha”

I'm getting weird these days. I hugged the teddy bear,"Hmm... If I want something to hug, why not you instead?" I joked. I never thought I would say that words, and of all person... I said those to him. But that was just a joke. Can't I joke? Lia shierked on her seat followed by Vencie's malicious whistle. While looking at Yukenzo, his brows remained in furrow. I want to laugh but I stopped myself. Did he take it seriously? But I'm just trying to lighten up the mood!

Shiro’s face had turned red from laughing too much while Akiro was just glaring at him. “S-sorry! Fuck, your reaction is so fucking priceless!” “It wasn’t funny! And stop joking about that!” Almost immediately, Shiro sobered up. He cleared his throat and raised an eyebrow at his glaring friend. “Who said I was joking?” “You just said—” “I didn’t say anything about it as a joke. I just said your reaction is priceless. That didn’t mean what I said was just a joke.” “But who the hell can have that much s-sex in just one night?” Akiro stuttered, still red in the face.

Baby Sariel: Do you know how stressed I am right now? "Why? Want me to send you a motivational quote? I’ve got some here." Baby Sariel: No, I don’t want motivational words; I want your lips (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ I am uncertain as to how to respond to her sudden cuteness; however, I am unable to suppress a smile.

The viewers who heard Sienna’s words were all dumbfounded, and they were stunned as they asked, ‘What did she just say? Did I hear it right? Did she actually say that Quentin was a useless man?’ Someone could not hold back and typed in a comment, ‘Hahaha! I usually do not laugh unless I can’t help it. Hahaha…’ The netizens who were here to watch a drama could not get enough of it, and they swarmed over to Quentin’s live broadcast room immediately to let Quentin know about this matter through the pop-up comments.