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He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

The more tipped she gets the more loose her hips and I really think I’ve come up with a dozen new ways to break every bone in someone’s body. “Damn, that shite’s annoying.” Sokin growls, rubbing his ear, retreating to the opposing corner the Akuma are playing in. He brought his own bottle of spirits, and obviously listens but doesn’t fall into the debate of M.V.s that don’t exist in our world. I know I’m just being a rod because shite in Manga is no more real than ‘cars’ or motor vehicles any more than guns or football. At least there’s an actual story with interesting and well-thought-out plot twists. The shite that they go on about is brainless.

Akihiko laughs to himself while staying in an almost dead state. “Is that it? You just wanted to make a joke so you do that at your death-bed?” asks Yasuhiro while firing rounds at the Akaname who were constantly jumping out in the room. “These m*********s! Why don’t you all just stay down!!” says Yasuhiro while grabbing another cigarette and lighting it up.

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

Yang Xiao pretended to exaggerate. What?! His son was still alive? "He is clearly cursing my son to die!" Shinichi Miyamoto was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot. He was just teasing Yang Xiao, but he didn't expect Yang Xiao's counterattack to drive him crazy. "Fuck!" Shinichi Miyamoto shouted angrily. Yang Xiao joked, "Mr. Miyamoto, what kind of bird language is this? Don't you understand? Are you barking like a dog?" "Nonsense!" Looking at Yang Xiao's serious face, Shinichi Miyamoto was so angry that he went straight up.

He felt extremely refreshed when Ansel was in trouble. "What are you laughing at? I'm upset here." Ansel retorted. "It's just funny," Nika gleefully replied. "I never thought I'd see the day when Ansel Brown feels helpless." "To laugh at the suffering of others is too much." Ansel criticized. "I think it's normal; it's not too much. Thanks for your compliment." Nika seemed to be deliberately teasing Ansel even more. "I wasn't complimenting you. You're just crazy." Seeing Nika still gloating, Ansel lamented, "Oh my, it's so annoying."

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A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Ryu had to take a tissue to wipe his tears of amusement. “I’m not joking!” Kyoko was clearly annoyed, as Ryu had just taken her threat as a joke. “No, don’t get me wrong. But... that threat was just too cute. You looked like a young weasel challenging a wolf. It was cute. Kawaii*,” Ryu said, wiping his face, trying to calm himself down. (*cute) “A cute weasel?!” Kyoko was irritated, as that comparison didn’t suit her at all. “Yes, a brave tiny weasel with a lot of guts.”