Funny Quotes Eyes Novels & Stories

“Damn, what kind of copycat phone is this? Does it even cost $1,000? If I use this phone, won’t others laugh at me?” “This phone is my most valuable possession. I don’t know what else I can give you aside from this,” the farmer said aggrievedly. The man in the suit inhaled some smoke before he breathed it out. He pointed at the farmer’s eyes and said, “I want your eyes.” The farmer was stunned. “You want my eyes?” “Yes,” the man in the suit coldly said, “I want to dig out your eyes right now because you didn't open them when you were walking. It doesn’t matter whether you have them, right?”

freeing. We probably looked insane, sitting there in the sand, munching on honey lotus puffs and laughing at absolutely nothing and everything at once. When I finally caught my breath, I wiped my eyes. “You’re such a...” “Such a what?” “Well, yourself, I guess!” He grinned, the lines around his eyes crinkling in a way that made him look younger. Not like he looks old at all, though! “I’ll take that as a compliment.” “You should.”

“She was helping. Something got in my eye.” I laughed. I actually laughed — a humorless, incredulous sound. “Oh, right. And the best way to remove it was for her to climb into your personal space like she’s auditioning for a perfume commercial?” His jaw ticked, and for a second, it almost looked like he wanted to smile. But he didn’t — not yet. “Elena, you’re being ridiculous,” he said. “Am I?” I snapped. “Then maybe you should go back to your Jessica Rabbit and let her blow the imaginary dust out of your eyes again!”

I again, fight the urge to squeal. “Your body is amazing too. And your eyes are even more mesmerising when you're lustful professor.” “Lustful professor?” he asks with a playful smile on his lips. I laugh, “Yeah, lustful professor.” “Does the eyes of lustful professor look anything like this?”

Davina leans over to whisper in my ear. "Why were you looking at him like you wanted to play fetch?" She asks. "How did you know?" I ask, whispering back. "The eyes are like a window to the soul. I can see what people are thinking like it's a movie. It only works when I'm looking into their eyes and only what their thoughts are at that time. You think lots of funny things, Jessi, like twirling on a penis. I've never done that. I'll try it with Jock." Yeah, I spray my water all over the table. I can't believe she just said that. I look around, and thankfully, no one heard her, but they're looking at me like I'm crazy.

D. I was so lucky to have you. Having you is like a dream come true. I'm sorry if I took you away from the person who is really meant for you. ### I groaned I'm disappointment when I saw my swollen eyes as I wake up. I must have been crying so hard last night. I look so awful and ugly. My eyes spun upon the person behind the door who was laughing at me right now. "It doesn't look like you have cried so hard last night." Patty teased. I just rolled my eyes and even rolling my eyes feels so heavy.

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But Honey is definitely not amused by the look on his face. Though it's hilarious to see such no-fun man is holding a fun bottle of cold water that has big googly eyes stuck in front of it, with the other items in the fridge are currently staring at him; I glued those eyes everywhere, even on the fruits and all sorts of food containers. "They're a lil bit scary," Zoe comments in between her adorable laughs, "but cuteee. You're funny, Geema! Right, Geepa? Geema is funny, right?"

“Queens don’t show that much cleavage and your eyeliner is a mess.” Lucian and I both roll our eyes at his comment. “You are such a party pooper,” I groan wiping my eyes clean with rag. “Do you want me to change?” “I didn’t say that,” Erebus growls next to my ear.

“Do you cry lava?* I asked without thinking. “What?” She giggled at me giving me s friendly punch. “You eyes are so beautiful!” I confessed the obvious.. “If I cry lava, you should cry ice or probably brimstone, I know those are not your real eyes Desiree!* I gasped at the fact that she was seeing my eal eyes. I rushed to the mirror in the room and looked in it. “Did I forget to put on my lenses?” She giggled again walking up to me. “No you still have them but don't tell me you don't know your eyes reflects quite much when you are under white light!” She pointed out.