Funny Quotes For A Girlfriend Novels & Stories

He huffed. "If you and I were socks, we’d sure make a great pair." "Too bad, not all ladies wear socks and that is only funny when you and her are already friends. Next." Jaxon said dismissively. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together?" "Cheesy, too cheesy," Kuc laughed. "Try that out on my girlfriend and she will murder you," "Oh, come on! What does a guy need to do to get a girl without looking like a weirdo?!"

"As you have said again, the woman involved was my girlfriend, so shouldn't I stand up for my own woman? I just did what any boyfriend would do in that situation." "Asshole! Any man would call out his girlfriend for being wrong in that specific situation. I don't know if you're just blind to see or just plain stupid to be reasoned out to, but just wait until your sister hears about this." Quen is furious at how this conversation with him is going. He really can't understand what the hell is going on with his friend. He grumbled as he took his place on the couch, "Whatever, Quen, I am just not in the mood to further argue with you about something that is inconsequential like this. What happen

I say and she chuckles "And what about when I sleep," she asked and I shrug "Just think of it as girlfriend tax for me being such an amazing boyfriend" I mumble and she giggles "Oh really and who said you were," she asked and I slightly push her back so I can look at her "Take that back or I'll cry," I say with all seriousness and she pouts

“I’m so happy to finally have you here in our house. And to know that you agreed to have some coffee with me.” “My girlfriend told me to. Don’t assume that I’m doing this for you.” I heard her chuckle so I glared at her. “What’s funny?” She shook her head while smiling. “I’m just happy that you finally found a woman that makes you happy. She’s a good woman, I like her.”

The girl shook her head: "No, you don't understand. You must be thinking I can get a man now that the silly game is over!" "I am not thinking anything, I swear." Diana cupped the girl's face in her hands. "You're almost nineteen. You can do whatever you want. I just advice you to be brave because people let us down all the time, but you have to be strong to get over. That's just part of life." "Oh, I am not in the mood for a mother-daughter talk! Life stinks and your cheesy advice won't make me feel any better." "You're right. Life sucks. No more cliché inspirational quotes. Just tell me why you said your ex-girlfriend lied when she said she was in love with someone else."

Very angry. My girlfriend took the tray and gave me my breakfast, which had a cute rose and a letter written: "YOU ARE THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME. I TRULY AM BLESSED. I LOVE YOU. KAT ❤😍💯" I smiled looking at it, "if it takes you making me cry during sex to be this fucken cheesy.. shame I'd rather not have a cheesy girlfriend..." "Baby I'm sorry... I really feel bad for that.. and you just fell asleep on me. Fuck I couldn't sleep.. I didn't sleep."

“God, tell me why I’m crazy over you?” “Because I’m a super cool girlfriend?” “No. You’re an annoyingly fickle girlfriend!” “And what are you?” “I’m the most passionate, hot, captivating, and handsome boyfriend.” “Oh. My. God! You’re full of hot air, Phoenix! I can’t believe you’re actually my boyfriend!” I tell him in an exaggerated way. He laughs at me instead. “Tell me what do you like about me, princess?”

My eyes widened upon hearing her innocent question. Quel laughed. "No, no, Iris," Ouch. "She's my best friend. The girl I love is her sister." Iris frowned then rolled her eyes. "So stupid." "Love makes us do something stupid, Iris. Even if it's against our will." I absentmindedly said. "Athijha's right," She scoffed. "I'm sure you'll regret it soon, in the future, Quel." She threw a secretive glance on me with a meaning I think I fully understand. "Thank you."

My heart plummeted. The woman's laughter echoed through the room as Max pulled back, smiling. "Hey, babe," he said, his voice dripping with affection. My mind reeled as I processed the scene. Max, the charming art instructor, had a girlfriend. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.

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