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I didn't want to miss a word she said. "Or maybe you could come and help me tie it," I joked, and she chuckled, almost choking on her laughter. "I'll untie it with a soft kiss in the office," she replied mischievously, and then she hung up abruptly. Her words left me speechless, and I couldn't help but wonder how my girlfriend was becoming so Naughty. I stared at the screen for a moment and smirked before getting ready to leave the house.

"Just be you! Maybe he will be interested in people who have a positive energy like you?" "Definitely no!" "Why not? A man with a few words like him perfectly for a girl like you!" Dove believed a man who is cool as a cucumber would go crazy for a naughty girl. Clara has this mysterious charm that makes any man fall in love. She's humorous and shines like a star. The difference between them is a key to making them into each other. "May I try to be a shy girl?" Clara said. Clara wanted to act like an innocent girl. She wanted to swear pink and have thick glasses. Maybe she chose a "nerdy" look. She is girl shy outside, and a good bed is the best.

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

* (The girl's voice is starting to sound sarcastic) * I don't want to give you quality advice it's just that I have no advice other than the one I gave you, my work is piling up and I don't have time to think of the best advice for you. * You really are annoying brother, do you know? I pity whoever the girl you are dating, she must be in a lot of pain because having a boyfriend is so annoying like you.* * You're wrong, my girlfriend must be happy to have me, I'm the type of guy that many girls want. She will definitely be happy and lucky to get a boyfriend like me. * (still in an annoying manner the man responds to the words of his sister). * Talking to you is a waste of time, I'm leaving

I defensively said that she laughed even more. “I remembered every bit of words that you told me last time.” “What, exactly?” “You know, that ‘getting-to-know’ stage. I recall you were the one who emphasized that we should know our boyfriends-to-be.” “You’re terrible, you know. It was only applicable in your case!” I argued even more. She just shrugged it off. Instead, she can’t stop her giggles as if she’s enjoying everything. “Nope, honey. Of course, you were the author of that quote. You should live it too.”

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

we ain't official boyfriend and girlfriend, we are just faking it and we haven't even started. "You guys look great together" the couple said. "Thanks" Lucy replied. "You are welcome and we love your couple t-shirt, your girlfriend wore a top while you wore a shirt, I'm seriously jealous of you," the wife said and we replied "thank you" again. "Your pictures" the husband said. "Send it here" we both said at once and stretched our phones. "Awnn! honey, they're so romantic" the wife said. Oh my! this is childish.

"So, what's it gonna be? My date, or are we gonna keep playing this little shit game pretending you don't feel something for me? Don't you even imagine the thrill of forbidden romance?" She's mistaking my care for feelings. I can't take this anymore. I can't. I shoot up from the chair; the wood creaks in protest as she goes on and on. Even when I slump on the couch, she's still talking about romance like a high school delulu. I cut her off. "You do know I have a girlfriend, right?" She blinks hard, like I'd just said something considered a crime. "Quinn? That psycho? She's toxic."

he said with a wink. I felt my cheeks heat up instantly. "What's with you today? Why are you so shameless?" Zaylen laughed, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "I don't know, I am just in a happy mood today." "And why is that?" I asked, arching an eyebrow. "Because my girlfriend is the most amazing one in the world," he replied with a grin. I couldn't help but laugh. "Are you high or something?" He leaned closer to the camera, his grin widening. "I am high with my love for you."

loud and mocking. I stare at them in surprise…. wondering why they're laughing. I frown, irritation rising. “What’s so funny?” I ask. The first guy steps closer, eyes gleaming with something sharp. “You really don’t know, do you?” A strange feeling settles in my chest. “What are you talking about?” I ask, slower this time. “About how your girlfriend fought your battle for you.” My brows snap together. “What?” “You think this is about the last time?” he says. “Where you sent your girlfriend to fight for you?”