Funny Quotes Holidays Novels & Stories

Tiny white pieces of plastic simulated falling snow and encircled the jolly soul as he wiggled in a swirling winter wonderland. “That’s pretty cool!” Reid replied, forcing as much fake enthusiasm into his voice as possible. While he attempted to enjoy the holidays for Michael’s sake and though he usually did a pretty good job of pretending, Christmas just wasn’t the same as it used to be. He would manage to get through the holidays, like he always did, but he was certainly one of those people who couldn’t wait to flip the calendar to January.

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

Ginny asked. "No..." "I really wish I could help,but... just let him figure it out." "Yeah..." "What's the plan for the holidays. Are there activities happening,because there's like a party at every stop in New York right now. I got in the subway, mind you, there was a party there and some weirdos with a banana costume and they kept yelling about slipping awareness... I laughed."Slipping? What's that about?" "I don't know...but something tells me it's not about banana."

Alan For the first time… in a long time.. I felt like myself again. I finally had returned to the happy smart ass everyone knows and loves and left this rude and mean fucker behind. Although I’m guessing some people, like Lorenzo.. would’ve appreciated me to have stayed somewhere in the middle. It was the holidays. The best time of the year… the ground was covered in a white blanket of snow and every building on the pack land was lit up like we were signaling spaceships or some shit.

And I almost crashed when his voice tickled my ear and he whispered, “What do you mean by that?” But I won’t give in easily. I retained my stance and said, “You should cut back on work. This is the holiday period, you should be having fun, not tracking business details. You don’t see me calling Tiffany every minute, do you?” He shook his head. “That’s because I want to enjoy this holiday.” I lightly poked his chest. “You should do the same.” "I get you, baby. But..." "Mmm. Mmm. No buts." I shook my head. "No buts at all. We are all here to have a good time and you are included. I will not allow something that’s not an emergency to ruin another holiday.”

They proceeded to stay there for most of the day. By the time they exited the venue, it was already dark outside. Upon noticing the fireworks blooming in the sky, Alanna finally remembered that it was Mardi Gras. "Don't you feel frustrated at the thought of spending your holiday working with an old geezer like me?" Winston joked. Alanna couldn't help but giggle. "I never celebrate the holidays, Mr. Jyles." Stunned, Winston asked, "Why on earth would you say such things?" Alanna just smiled without saying anything. However, an inexplicable sense of sorrow could be seen in her eyes.

"Hey I want gift too... This year I am going to have fun..." "Yes, this is our first Christmas and I'll make it special... Better than you have had with your family..." Those words slipped from my mouth and i instantly regretted. Fuck!

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"The sad girl aesthetic is over, E. Now you just look like a squatter." "Thanks, Darla. You always know exactly what to say to make me feel like a pile of steaming garbage." I rolled my eyes and sighed so dramatically I practically deflated. "I just hate this freaking holiday. It's a commercialized scam designed to make single people feel like losers and taken people feel like bank accounts with legs."

Mark and I have traveled to my father's place to spend the day before Christmas Eve with him. We stayed overnight until the day after Christmas. The movie we were watching, "Home Alone," was cut short by a knock on the door. "I'll fetch it." I say going up. I enter the door and I'm welcomed with 'carolers.! " We want to use this opportunity to extend our warmest holiday greetings and best wishes for a prosperous new year to you and your loved ones." My family from New York sings with their matching caps on as though they rehearsed.