Funny Quotes Holidays Novels & Stories

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT TO THE END OF THEIR LOVE STORY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! :D :) :P

Just because for a few days it was easier to read than to even must the brain power to dig in deep and to write stories. I hope everyone will have a good holiday month, no matter where you are or what you're celebrating. Enjoy time with your family and please be safe out there. <3 MishanAngel

The Christmas celebration rocked the house while music about Santa ho-ho-ing, jingled, and lights twinkled. Garish decoration abounded with every clich‚ known to mankind displayed from snowmen, to mangers, to a little village of penguins dressed in pointy red hats. God she loved it. Loved the chaos, and noise, the goodwill and food.

no amount of money can make you feel what you'd be feeling when someone smiles because of you Stay safe and have a wonderful time Merry Christmas and a happy new year God bless .

and the two laugh awkwardly because of Syrel’s message. “The traditional 18 wishes are way better than this even though it’s full of sarcasm,” The emcee said and the audience laugh. “Next one, Jane Riezel” “Oh my gosh!” Jane reacted and she headed to the stage for her message. “Merry. Merry Christmas in advance girl!” We laughed when we heard Jane’s first message for Cristine. “Labor. Happy Labor’s Day in advance as well. Independence. Happy Independence to you since you’re now 18! I don’t know where these words came from? On the calendar?” and we laughed so hard when she said the last phrases.

He didn't like wasting time on words. So, he picked up the microphone and said to the audience, "Happy New Year everybody! I don't have much to say either. I wish everybody an auspicious year ahead. Also, please focus on the performances! You don't need to pay attention to an old man like me. I'm certain I'm not as interesting as the performances!" Upon hearing those words, everybody roared with laughter. They were surprised that the old man was so humorous! After that, the host smiled respectfully as he asked, "Old Master, what brings you here today?"

“Because my family always used to get into the spirit of the holidays. We would up put the tree together every year. Even Landon would help. Why are you so against it?” “I’m not. It’s just something I’ve never done. Never had time.” Disappointment filled her eyes. “What’s the point of working so hard if you don’t stop to enjoy it? If you doubled the amount of money in your account, would you really be happy? Or would you be unhappier because you’d realize that nothing makes you happy?”

Christmas. The word itself manages to bring happiness in your mind. It is like New Year started a week early. I would like to tell all the Christmas haters out there that something is seriously wrong with you. The tree, the gifts, mass and family is enough to bring joy to anyone around. Which I am very hurt that this Christmas I will be alone in New York. But hey Christmas in New York isn’t bad.

Bruce goaded with a smirk. “You are the constant comedian,” he said sarcastically. “She probably got stuck in traffic, or maybe she had to . . . bake a quiche real quick.” Bruce burst out laughing. “But, all jokes aside, I hope she brings some of those cinnamon muffins.” Alec shook his head as he sipped his drink. “Now that you have your first love back, I would think you would get into the holiday spirit this year and decorate. You could have at least put up some mistletoe.”