Merry Christmas Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

“Forgot the latte, did you?” Ellie shrugged, making no comment, and as she turned to walk back to the cash register, she started to hum along with the song playing, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.” She opened the cash register and dropped the cash inside. Dak chuckled at her, and she caught his eye over the top of the register and winked.

Judy whispered, like she was afraid her joy might scare Malaya away. Malaya's smile was smaller this time—still shy, but real. "Merry Christmas, Grandma Judy." Judy's hand flew to her mouth. Tears spilled without permission. "Merry Christmas, sweetheart," she breathed. "Oh… thank you for calling me." Jerry leaned into view, impatience playful. "And what about me, huh?" Malaya giggled. "Merry Christmas, Pawpaw." Jerry's entire face lit up. "That's my girl!"

I showed him my fingers while saying, "See for yourself. The living proof of the maker. You should consider yourself lucky because I never have given gifts to anyone all my life so…" Before I finished, he hugged me saying, "Thanks for the present. I like it very much." I patted his shoulders saying, "You're suffocating me." He broke the hug and looked at me without saying anything. "What is it?" I asked. "Merry Christmas, Lucy." My heart skipped a beat after hearing it from him. The face he's making right now, I couldn't describe it but his eyes were shining. I don't know if it's because of the lights or the water in his eyes.

“What if I told you I’m a werewolf?” There are sentences that feel like a trapdoor opening beneath your feet. That one dropped the floor out from under me so fast my stomach lifted. “Oh, damn,” I said before my better sense caught the words. “You’re fine, but you are out of your mind.” I barked a laugh I didn’t feel. “Oh, yeah? And I’m Santa.” I threw that in like a lifeline to normalcy, as if sarcasm could patch the rip he’d just sliced in reality. “Try again.”

Isaac pulled away from the hug and he looked concerned when he saw the tears in my eyes. "D-did I make you upset?" He asked anxiously as he tried to wipe my eyes. I shook my head and pulled him into my lap. "No. You just seem to know how to get the tears out of me. Thank you so much, Isaac. You've made me the happiest woman in the world." He grinned at me. "You're such a crybaby." "Don't bully me, you rascal." We all laughed and continued to open our presents. I looked around at everyone's smiling faces as they showed off their gifts and indeed, this was the best Christmas ever.

I could cry… but not from sadness, from pure joy. “With each word, your tenderness grows, Tearing my fears apart…” This was all real. “And that laugh that wrinkles your nose, It touches my foolish heart…” “Lovely…” Jazper sang with a soft smile. “Never, ever change…” “I won’t,” I whispered, already tearing up. He crinkled his nose back at me. “Merry Christmas, love,” he said. I nodded, holding back my happy tears. “The best Christmas of my life.”

“It’s where you get your ass into my room and give me the best kiss for Christmas.” Where is this coming from, these are such corny romantic comedy jokes. And that shit is fucking stupid. “Sebastian Cain, are you asking for me to kiss you?” She types back.

I've never been in love and being in love with you has made me the happiest man on earth. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You are my one and only. And of course, another year, another Christmas spent with you and this year, it's going to be slightly different but I'm always going to be there with you through every Christmas that we spend (that's never going to change) for as long as we both live. So, Merry Christmas to my one and only love! I'm probably exaggerating with the exclamation mark but don't mind me, yeah? Open your present, sweetheart and take that baby for a ride.

“ W-What are you doing here?? “ I tried to break the weird silence. He turned to face me with a look of ridicule before his jaws went taught. “ Can't you see, I'm here for the Christmas party?? “ His sarcastic tone didn't go unnoticed by me and it irritated the shit out of me. “ But what the fuck are YOU doing here?? “ He hissed at me. “ Now, I couldn't have missed the Christmas party. Could I?? “ I threw back the sarcasm with a sickly sweet smile, making him glare at me. “ I can see the kind of Santas you have got behind you. “ He squinted his eyes at me.

I miss you! His reply is almost immediate. Logan: Miss you too baby! (kissy face emoji) I smile and go through the other messages. I got at least one from each of my other friends. Aaron: BABY! I miss you! Merry Christmas! All I want for Christmas is you! (kissy face emoji, winky face emoji) I hope your having a good Christmas! I laugh rolling my eyes. Me: Merry Christmas! I miss you too. Hopefully you are having a great Christmas too! (blushing emoji)