Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

Pondering why the stranger laughs, or rather why he was listening. Liam Monroe: Something funny? Lucian Slater: Don't be so serious. You made a joke, and I'm in close enough proximity to hear, so I laughed. It was funny. He shrugs. Bartender: It wasn't really that funny. Admit it. You think my brother is hot. Liam Monroe: Neo, I will end you. Excuse him. He didn't take to house training. Neo rolls his eyes and Lucian chuckles again, earning a glare from Liam. Neo laughs, but he places a shot glass down in front of Liam, sloshing with brown liquid.

I hear them chattering in the background. Another deep breath, then, “Fuck.” I slowly raise my head and I see them looking at me, Bob has his mouth gaping with a chewed pizza showing. I said it again, louder. “Fuck!” They all look at each other, then they start grinning, then they laugh. “No fucking way.” Liam blurted out. “YAS!” Bob stands on his knees like he just won a marathon. His hands are raised, the pizza he’s holding flop on his wrist but he doesn’t mind. “WE JUST MADE GREG SAID FUCK!”

Stephen raised a brow at me with an irritated look on his face. I scoffed at him in disbelief and rolled my eyes at him. "Not to sound rude or anything but you are such a fucking terrible liar. You could not even lie to save your own life" I spat at him bitterly. Stephen rolled his eyes at me back. "Rude? I actually do not find that rude at all. As a matter of fact, it is a compliment to know that I am terrible at lying. It means I do not lie all the time unlike some experts standing a few inches away from me." Stephen sneered.

It was like the rumbling. “Why? Do you like it?” He was amused. I opened my mouth to say something, anything, deny it, deflect, play it off with a sarcastic jab, but all that came out was an awkward breath. My fingers clutched my phone tighter. “No.” I said, far too quickly, “It’s annoying.” He chuckled again, low and slow, “You’re a terrible liar, Rhea.” I rolled my eyes even though he couldn’t see me, “And you’re incredibly full of yourself.”

It felt heavenly. I came to my senses only after hearing a burst of loud laughter. I open my eyes to find Liam laughing his butt off. I blinked my eyes to understand what the real heck was happening. "You are really a fool. You fell for it? I didn't expect you to give up so soon. But I must say it was hilarious. You really thought I would fall for you?" He again started laughing. He was just killing me again and again with his venomous words. He doesn't need anything to kill someone. His venomous words are enough to kill an elephant then what am I in front of it?

Liam had an uncanny ability to infuse laughter and light-heartedness into any situation. His jokes, witty remarks, and playful banter seemed to dissolve the weariness of the physical work we were engaged in. The repetitive strokes of the paintbrush and the meticulous care required to refurbish the furniture might have been tiring, but Liam's humor was a refreshing reprieve. It kept us going, and his ability to make even mundane tasks feel like fun was a testament to his infectious spirit.

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He felt a sudden pain , as if an arrow had pierced through his heart . " Do you like that old bat ? " said Liam annoyed . " Pffft ! Old bat ? Ha ha ha ha ha ! " laughed Kiara . " Yeah ! Old bat ! " said Liam . " Ha ha ha !.....Really......he is quite old . Four hundred years or older...........Well , you are old too . " said Kiara looking at Liam with a smirk . ' In your face , stupid dog ! He he he ! ' thought Eskylrious with a laugh .

At that moment, Frederick's smile seemed evil to the crowd. They were afraid that he might say the same thing to them. "Just prepare yourself to keep your promise. From what I've heard, a liar will wet their bed." As expected, he repeated it. When the people from Team Two heard that, they instinctively squeezed their legs together. No one wanted to wet their pants, but they didn't want to bark like dogs either. Both options were too humiliating. As they were hesitating, Frederick smiled and added, "I've also heard that liars tend to shit their pants."

I said in a threatening voice, my face in a straight line. "Trust me, you'll spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't stop whatever it is you just started on the Lancaster empire because I'll make sure I expose you,” I added. He suddenly burst into laughter with his friend, they were looking at me like I'm an interesting movie before they started laughing. I looked at Liam with a questioning look on my face, did I say anything funny? "You think anyone will believe you over me? You're just a big joker. I'd advise that you look for something more valuable to do with your life and time other than calling people imposters and eavesdropping around."