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I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

It stated how awesome he was and all forms of falsehood. "Lies! You're all crazy liars." I hollered my disapproval, scrunch the paper into a ball with exasperation and threw it to a far distance, panting after the action. I couldn't see where it landed on because the compound was very big for such little things to be noticed. Idiots! All men were idiots and liars. I also tried to fall in love after that stupid Max and it also ended up in a terrible manner. I hated all men, even all human beings, they were all dumbases and egregious scumbags.

he said, twirling a spoon he’d stolen from the drawer, “if anyone ever asks me about your cooking, I’ll have to lie. Because if I tell the truth, they’ll think I’m exaggerating.” I shot him a tired look. “You haven’t even tasted it yet.” He shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. It smells good enough to make me believe in heaven. And I don’t even believe in heaven.” Despite myself, a corner of my mouth lifted. Liam somehow knew exactly when to slip in a ridiculous line just so I wouldn’t drown in my own silence. He treated my numbness like it wasn’t the end of the world, like he could joke around it until it cracked.

she texted afterward, "you once praised his writing skills." I sent back a rabbit emoji waving its paws dismissively. "Don't remind me. Young and foolish." "HAHAHA, I'm dying here," Lillian replied. "What about this gem: 'If suffering has an end, I'm willing to wait until I'm ready, until the day when lights shine bright again.' Oh my god, help me! Is Liam going through delayed puberty? How did you even read this with a straight face?" "I didn't," I admitted. "I couldn't get through it."

"I want to announce one more thing. Bob over here is Mr. Brown's nephew, and he makes seventy-six hundred a month. He doesn't do any proper work and wanders around the company all day, and the second anything happens, he reports it to Mr. Brown. He's a spy in all but name." The crowd under the stage erupted again. No matter the time or place, everyone hated a spy. More than that, they were all workers. Bob had practically sold them out. Bob was so scared he jumped up at once. "Don't believe him! He's lying! Mr. Brown and I are not related to each other!" The employees were still furious. "Lies! I've seen him sneaking off to Mr. Brown's office every once in a while!" "You think we're blind?!

He asked “Turns out I’m a terrible fool” I said, as I sat down on a chair Lars nudged in my direction; he patted my shoulder as I did so. “Nooo!” cried Lise, at the same time Mathias let out a confused “Huh?” “Er” I blushed, looking down “Cos they’re meant to speak truth to power y’know? They’re the only ones who can get away with it cos they couch it in humourous terms?”

Hell, he'd even shed a tear, a moment of weakness he never planned to repeat. “You know you can share what's bothering you.” The annoying bartender was back, his elbows propped on the counter as he stared intensely at Luca. “Nobody has told you how irritating you are, have they?” Luca said in a gruff voice, but when the man looked unfazed, he sighed. Perhaps, if he told one more person what was bothering him, then it would help to ease some of this soul crashing weight. “Why are some women such liars and cheaters?”

Sarcastic, brutally honest humor that could only belong to one person. Luca. “Hey, um… so… hi. Before you block me, just hear me out. Yes, I stole your number from Nathaniel’s phone. Yes, I realize how completely insane and morally questionable that is. Yes, I might have been slightly… okay, significantly… under the influence of whiskey when I decided it was a good idea. No, I am not a stalker. But in my defense, I’ve seen your angry face now, and I would rather die by tequila shots than meet it again in person.”

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Never in my life did I believe there would be a day when a quote from a comic would relate so closely to me. But recently, I started feeling that the bad days in my life are far more than the good. I was so tired of fighting to keep my sanity. To fight to stay afloat of the sea of misery that was pulling me to its depths with every passing day. I didn’t think I had more strength to swim. I gave up.

Jack asked, still the last ant to the picnic. Liam snickered. Who came up with those stupid analogies? Were they analogies? A-n-a-l-o-g-y. Such a fucked up word and really hard to say when you were as deep in his cups as Liam was. He snorted. “What the fuck is he mumbling about?” Carter asked. “I dunno,” Parker replied with a shrug. Liam ignored them and lifted his glass to his mouth only to have it removed by Parker. “That’s enough of that, mate,” Parker said. “Can someone make some coffee? We need to sober him up.”