Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

Lies again. I'm such a liar.

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

They looked at Harvey just like they were looking at a fool. Zack said coldly, “Harvey, you’re just a live-in son-in-law. Why do you pretend to be the CEO?” Quinn was mocking Harvey. “Harvey, is it fun to act like this? Why are you talking nonsense and bragging here?” Lilian became anxious too. “Harvey, come back here this instant! Don’t make a fool of yourself!”

When he didn’t immediately lift it, my smile sharpened into something dangerous. "You know what I do to liars," I said, my voice almost gentle. The way you’d tell a child not to play with matches. Liam stared at me, confused. I took a sip of my whiskey and then continued. "You know, there's nothing I despise more than liars and manipulators. I had a brush with one of those snakes years back that left me jaded for a long time after. You remember him, right?” “I do.” Liam replied. I could tell he was already getting uncomfortable.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

A lie told with half truth and half fake is most believable. When Su Lan was spacing out and brainwashing herself she heard Dr Ma’s speech and almost puked blood. Dr. Ma: “Oh, so this time you were smart enough to make an antidote but still stupid enough to test the poison on yourself, so smart (said sarcastically).” Su Lan: (in her mind): This person is looking for a beating! Can’t anything good come out of his mouth! Ever since he came he totally crushed his image just by opening his mouth! He definitely is the type who everyone wants to beat up once he speaks!

Jaida covered her mouth, her chuckles brimming with ridicule. “It's utterly laughable. Truly, this is the biggest joke I've heard in years. The less a person knows, the bolder the lies they spin," Jett sneered.

"What do you mean? Shouldn't we believe our own eyes?" "Of course." Lucas smiled faintly and said, "Never believe in your own eyes. Because your eyes can also deceive you sometimes." As soon as he said this, more than 20 Gene Fighters of Wild Tiger Mountain all laughed as if they had never heard such a funny joke. "Haha!!!" Hearing the laughter of the Gene Fighters in front of him, Lucas couldn't help shaking his head secretly. He really didn't understand why they dared to laugh. "Interesting. Very interesting!"

Sarcasm laced every single word. Harlow let out an uneasy laugh; she had to agree, he was the most harmful person she'd ever met, but it wasn't like Harlow could do anything about it, at least she had thought that until now. "Yeah, a real keeper. Don't you think?" Harlow replied. "Oh, most certainly." With her own form of sarcasm, Mia said, "When did the dreams start?"