Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

With that, I switched off my phone and fell asleep, oblivious to the chaos unfolding in the comments. [What's going on, Jilian? Going through a phase?] [Wait… Are you getting divorced?] That comment received a reply that said, [Shut up. Give her some space.] In a group chat with Harvey's friends, someone wrote what no one dared say aloud. [I told you Harvey went out of line by turning a whole celebration into a funeral. Whatever happened, he should've waited until after the event. Jilian looked completely broken that day.] Someone stepped in and spoke up on Harvey's behalf. [Come on, a life was lost. We'd all pause for a stranger, let alone a first love. Everyone has a crush they never actua

he said. She looked up. “Yes?” “Is he registered?” Elijah asked. “No,” she said. She did not look surprised. “Some people attend after seeing flyers or hearing about us from someone else. They come in waves sometimes. They disappear in waves too.” “He said he lied to get in.” She nodded once. “He did. Some people lie because they are not ready to speak the truth yet.” “He unsettled the group.” She tilted her head. “Especially you.” Elijah did not deny it. “He was loud.”

This jerk. His smile widened at the sight of her. “You never failed to amuse me, woman. A beautiful liar, that's what you are,” “Why do you keep telling me that I’m lying?” "You just told me you wanted to take everything slowly, didn't you? Yet, here you are stripping right before me. Can't you get any more inconsistent?”

he warns. I can’t help but laugh at the irony of Jacob’s no-swearing rule. “As long as you know not to say it. But tell me anyway,” I say. We’re like two thieves conspiring to rob a bank. Liam giggles. “No, I can’t.” Before I can coax him, his defences fall. “Okay, it’s fuck,” he says with a naughty grin. “Oh yes, you’re right—that is a very bad word,” I say.

Josh protests and I shake my head. "He couldn't have just lied to his bosses. That's wrong," I pout. "All is fair in love and war." Josh tells me and I roll my eyes. "Nope, that's a bullshit saying. You can't do a bad thing and justify yourself with 'all is fair in Love and War.'" I mimic his deep voice at the end while air quoting at the words. Josh laughs at my display, shaking his head at my words. "Well, I found it cute when she sang for him and his mates," he says and a wide smile forms on my face.

The only thing I am allergic to is my food. Liam laughed at my response. “Are you always this sarcastic?“ He asked me. "I would prefer you use the term ‘huge sense of humour’ instead.“ He shook his head, smiling at my response, "I shouldn't have even asked," he muttered before going back to what he was doing.

Just their knowledge in calculation was already very much above average. Every single person seemed to have been in total agreement with this person who'd just spoken. Some chirped in a few words here and there, but everything was still within what the first replier had said. Just when everyone turned silent to hear Madman Fei's appraisal, an heavy shrill of laughter burst out from his throat. “Hehehe-haha-huhuhu-hehe-he!” Everyone listened with shock. I even had to twitch my ears before I could balance the tickling shockwave of the laughter. Then, the word came out from his mouth. “Bunch of fools!”

Michael commented on his question laughing cheerfully and pointed at the nerdy guy ahead of Mars. "Are you for real, who tells others that they want to use them, you know you are a total nut-head." Mars said calmly but internally he was moved by his words. The place where Mars belonged was never like this, you can't trust anyone there, anyone could be a liar, anyone could be friendlier one second and the next second they would be stabbing you in the back and about the nerd guy he did not even try to help him but since others had thought like this then he had no problem being the good guy.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

“Love? Please. I’m only in it for the money.” I laughed at my own joke, but it rang hollow in my ears. The words tasted sour the second they left my mouth, like betrayal disguised as humor. My fingers, restless, betrayed me further—they drifted to the ring, twisting it on my finger like I needed reassurance. Iris tilted his head, studying me with that unnerving patience of his. The smile lingered, but softer now, edged with something knowing. “You’re a terrible liar, Lu,” he murmured. “And you’re not that shallow.”