Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

"Mei ap sei aik baat pucho?" (Can I ask you something?) He nodded his head as an answer. "Apko-apko jhoot sei kitni nafrat hai?" (How much do you despise lies?) "Na srf jhoot bl k jhoot bolnay walay sei b, shadeed nafrat," (Not only lies, I despise liars as well and that too very much) "What would you do if somebody lied to you?" "Depends on how big of a lie it was,"

Sarcastic, brutally honest humor that could only belong to one person. Luca. “Hey, um… so… hi. Before you block me, just hear me out. Yes, I stole your number from Nathaniel’s phone. Yes, I realize how completely insane and morally questionable that is. Yes, I might have been slightly… okay, significantly… under the influence of whiskey when I decided it was a good idea. No, I am not a stalker. But in my defense, I’ve seen your angry face now, and I would rather die by tequila shots than meet it again in person.”

Jack asked, still the last ant to the picnic. Liam snickered. Who came up with those stupid analogies? Were they analogies? A-n-a-l-o-g-y. Such a fucked up word and really hard to say when you were as deep in his cups as Liam was. He snorted. “What the fuck is he mumbling about?” Carter asked. “I dunno,” Parker replied with a shrug. Liam ignored them and lifted his glass to his mouth only to have it removed by Parker. “That’s enough of that, mate,” Parker said. “Can someone make some coffee? We need to sober him up.”

“You want to dance around the truth, fine. But this game of yours it ends soon. I’m getting closer.” “To what?” he asked, voice dropping. “To me? Or to the truth?” Damn him. He leaned forward. “You’re chasing ghosts. You think I’m the big bad wolf, but I’m not the one you should be afraid of.” “You are the one I should be afraid of,” I whispered, hating the truth in the words. “You make people disappear. You lie with a smile. You kiss like you mean it, then walk away like it meant nothing.”

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

Fake-deep quotes about loyalty from rappers he doesn’t even listen to. Oh, and the captions? “Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.” Bro, you’re not a wrestler. You’re a nepotistic baby with a trust fund and protein farts. I dove into the comments. Verified models. Blue checkmarks. Lots of “🔥🔥🔥” and “you up?” from accounts that screamed escort or clout leech. Next stop: T*****r. Even worse. He reposted a tweet about AI replacing humans with the caption “Scary but kinda dope ngl.”

A marathon? Lia: Dont you CEOs have documents to correct or millions of deals to sign? She didn't think she would get a reply. But seeing that Aster is typing, she waited. Aster: I just don't understand how brainless this show was. Lia: You watched the brainless show all night. Aster: Well, I thought it was funny. Lia shook her head while brushing her teeth. And she got hurt by the brush. She scolded Aster for it.

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

He wasn’t happy at his appearance; he knew he would spoil his show. ‘Liar. You’ve cooked another story for these deluded ones, and they believed you. Men, he had been telling you a lie. All what he said, was lie.’ Zealot said, laughing. ‘Don’t always believe him when he speaks.’ Adam wasn’t happy. He frown his face, and said, ‘why do you always spoil my show, whenever am enjoying it?’ ‘Why don’t you always tell the truth?’ Zealot asked him. Anderson walked to Adam, and gave him a knock on the head, ‘so you’ve been fooling us all along.’

Lia cackled in Lilly’s mind. ‘She’s funny. I like her.’ Lilly gritted her teeth. Not the time, Lia. Ray let out a frustrated sigh, dragging a hand down his face. His patience was wearing dangerously thin. Lia, however, seemed thoroughly entertained. She leaned closer, eyes gleaming with amusement. ‘So, Lilly,’ she said with a smirk, ‘wanna tell them more about your imaginary friend? Or is that classified information?’ Lilly glared. She hated how Lia was enjoying this. But more than that— She hated that no one believed her.