Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

I still love him even after he broke me beyond repair. His lifeless eyes bore to me again. “I-I love you…” Tears cascade down my cheeks after I heard what he said. I laughed mockingly at him. “Love?” I punched his chest. He was so weak that he lost his balance, and fell on the cold ground. Why? He's not as weak as this. Is he insulting me? I pointed my finger at him. “Don't you dare say that word again because you don't know the meaning of love! You are nothing but a big liar. You don't deserve the word love!”

" He gave his chin gentle strokes. "But why?" I couldn't fathom why anyone would choose to be deliberately so wicked. "No one knows. But we could." He snaked an arm around my shoulder, "why was the liar gas created?" "So people wouldn't be able to lie?" I answered sincerely. He just gave a little laugh and leaned forward to kiss me, "what do you say to being superheroes again?" He asked after pulling away. "I say, I do." I smiled against his neck.

You sick liar. ________________________

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

“Gone. Kaput. Over. Days ago. Like I already told you.” Nate’s mouth dropped open again, and he glanced back and forth between me and Matthew, his eyes widening. “Oh — oh shit. Really?” He let out a burst of laughter that shook him enough for coffee to spill down his arm again. “Fuck, ow. But really, you were telling the truth?” What the fuck was so funny? “Yes, I was telling the truth. Gods. I’m not actually a liar unless I have a good reason for it.”

Winds blew my black not so long hair after I stepped outside for the first time after almost two hours inside the train. We gathered in circles, divided by the Edge we came from then a guy wearing a suit appeared in front of us. He’s old and has beard all over his face. “Welcome to the Center, Liars!” he shouted. Liars, that’s what we’re called, the participants of this stupid game.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

Michael replied and took a glance at Lisa who also sat down “ Hmm,tired?? Doing what?? ” Lily asked “ What else?? ” Michael asked and they all gasped “ What the f**k?? Don’t tell me you guys,,,,” “ It was a sweet moment ” Michael said while Lisa only kept a straight face “ He’s lying ” Gavin smirked “ Why will I joke with this type of thing?? ” Michael asked looking serious “ Am confused,,, ” Sharon said and faced Lisa “ Tell me if it’s true ” Sharon said “ Can we just leave?? Am tired ” Lisa said and got up.

"Do I look like a liar?" "If the look on his face could recognize a liar, no one would fall victim to fraud." Jessi pinched her lover's nose. Jessi's words had really struck a chord with him. 'You're right, Liebe. The proof is that you don't know that I'm a liar.' "Let's go home! I want to eat ice cream at home while sitting back and watching television. It looks like so much fun." Leon straightened his seat, surprised to hear Jessi's words. "Are you still sick?"