Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

"Bakit? Anong gagawin mo? Papatapon mo ko sa bundok Tralala?" "No, but I might slice you in million pieces." Namutla ito. Huli na para mabawi ko ang sinabi. "Lo siento." "F-fine. Ang pikon mong kupal ka," naiiling na tumawa ito. Bigla akong nakaramdam ng guilt. Of all people, I should know not to use that joke on him. Yñaki's very sensitive on that part. "Look, I didn't mean it." "I know. We're old enough for that, Liam. I'm good, swear," blangko ang mga matang paliwanag nito.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

So what do you think of a girl who “laughs at the end of his speech” Lian turns to be facing him: What do you mean? I think there is a hint in your speech to something. Maxus smiles, showing his fine teeth. You're a really clever girl and witty too. Add "cool" to them because you're really amazing. Lian sighs impatiently: What did you mean by "in a sarcasm similar to his"? Ah, add to it that you are really crazy. Maxus laughs:

I still love him even after he broke me beyond repair. His lifeless eyes bore to me again. “I-I love you…” Tears cascade down my cheeks after I heard what he said. I laughed mockingly at him. “Love?” I punched his chest. He was so weak that he lost his balance, and fell on the cold ground. Why? He's not as weak as this. Is he insulting me? I pointed my finger at him. “Don't you dare say that word again because you don't know the meaning of love! You are nothing but a big liar. You don't deserve the word love!”

" He gave his chin gentle strokes. "But why?" I couldn't fathom why anyone would choose to be deliberately so wicked. "No one knows. But we could." He snaked an arm around my shoulder, "why was the liar gas created?" "So people wouldn't be able to lie?" I answered sincerely. He just gave a little laugh and leaned forward to kiss me, "what do you say to being superheroes again?" He asked after pulling away. "I say, I do." I smiled against his neck.

Winds blew my black not so long hair after I stepped outside for the first time after almost two hours inside the train. We gathered in circles, divided by the Edge we came from then a guy wearing a suit appeared in front of us. He’s old and has beard all over his face. “Welcome to the Center, Liars!” he shouted. Liars, that’s what we’re called, the participants of this stupid game.

Judging by how much money they gleaned from you over the years, perhaps this is a trick they pulled to swindle you out of money. Just like that, she made it look like Mom and I were nothing but gold-diggers. Indeed, Mom's medical bills had weighed heavily on our finances over the years. Hans seemed to have realized this too, and his expression immediately hardened. "Lauren, we've been married for ages. There's no need to lie to me. I hate liars like you the most!" he spat. "Stay here and reflect on yourself. I'll go confirm whether your mom's situation is true."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

I say using my fingers as quotations. “How did he figure it out?” Lia asks, interrupting me. “He caught me snooping around in his uncle’s office.” She raises a curious brow. “I thought you were some secret ninja?” I snort, rolling my eyes. “Yeah, and he thought I was passed out after one of our alcohol fulled sex marathons, but the joke was on me cause I thought the same for him. Anyway, I was about to fight him so I could, you know, escape, when he said he knew who I was and offered me a deal. One I couldn’t refuse.” I say, a half-laugh escaping from me because even after all these years, the satisfaction of that phone call still fills me with glee.