Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

“Shirley, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have made Joel… I thought we were all just joking around.” Joel quickly pulled her back. “Shirley will understand,” he said, giving me a look of false sympathy. I stood there, staring at Joel, a bitter laugh escaping my lips. “A joke? Who French kisses as a joke?” I pointed at the ring on Esther’s hand. “You can keep Joel, but that ring? Give it back.” As soon as I said it, Ester ripped the ring off her finger and threw it into the bushes. “If you’re jealous, then I don’t want it anymore! Happy now?”

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Tash called out to her. "Whatever. They sound the same anyway." Jess mumbled to herself ignoring their comment. " What was that pussy? Did you forget your boyfriend's name after your sexy encounter with 'shirtless Ronan'? Tash chuckled with the others. " Are you all done laughing at me?" She walked towards them and crossed her arms defiantly. " Why are you so grim? Enjoy the moment, pussy." Lizzy nudged. " You! Stupid Panda! " Jess lunged at Lizzy and they both ended up laughing hysterically after pulling each other's hair.

My phone rings out and I pick up my phone that's beside me, hope flaring in me as I read the contact name. “Hey Rizz, did you find anything good” I say rushedly but I'm met with silence making me frown and as about to speak again I hear his sarcasm filled voice “Hey to you too and I've been doing fine thanks for asking” I sigh and smile “I'm sorry Rizzo, I just find myself so anxious these days. I don't know when they're gonna hit, I don't know who's gonna hit and I'm unprepared, I hate being unprepared and in the dark, I need to be prepared!!“ By the end of my rant my voice has risen octave and I'm breathing kind of heavy.

Everyone’s interest captured, their eyes ping-ponged back and forth, trying to pick up on the joke. “Are you two done making inside jokes?” Rick chimed in. “Yep, we are done,” I answered, smiling sweetly at him. “And don’t be jealous. It’s not a good look on you. We can’t help that we are so much cooler and funnier than you.” “Babe, you haven’t seen my funny yet,” he retorted. “Oh, I have, and it’s not that funny.” “Then can you ladies tell me what’s so funny?” he demanded to know with a boyish smile.

Ragh suddenly asks, tilting his head and arching his eyebrow, looking like he’s genuinely curious about the answer I could be willing to give him. Instead of being the adult everyone tells me I am, I push out one hip, place a hand on it and purr, “because I’m sexy.” “I can see that,” Ragh mutters and after a few seconds, breaks out in laughter, holding his stomach as his deep, weird laugh echoes against the walls. When he finally calms down, he straightens up and wipes tears off his cheeks, still chuckling a little, “my apologies, I don’t remember the last time I’ve been entertained like this. It’s like.. what do you call it.. oh, a comedy show. A real one you humans pay money for, not the f

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

he's speaking in that ridiculously goofy, high-pitched tone. I couldn't help but laugh a bit. It was absolutely silly, certainly, but you can get that sort of silly that's just funny when you're extremely bored, you know? Tray picked up another can and jumped into the act, drawing a wailing face beside Paul's stick man. The title of the article above read, "Crybaby." Man, Rick, who's normally pretty relaxed, just went and spray-painted a giant middle finger in the middle of everything. The guys just burst into laughter again, bumping into one another like they couldn't deal with how funny this was.

to her, she was frowned and irritated. “You! How dare you to ignore me! Didn’t you guys heard about Vanlimz family? Alas! I forgot! You never know them because your kind of idiot that had never know but to spend time on useless thing! How poor you are ,well ,you’re never lost to me even you were not listening to me! Poor guy will die as a foolish.” She walked over to Anthony and Eddie, she even pointed them with her sharp index finger and mocking them. “Your so annoying Rizza”. Come on guys we should out of her,” Joshua stood up and invited Anthony and Eddie to come out of the classroom then they aptly leaving their seat. Rizza was embarrassed and furious. She shouted them very loud .

She still tried to convince herself because I wasn’t falling for that. “I can’t think right now please.” I couldn’t stop laughing. “Zyra.” She called. “What the fuck do you want bitch.” She started laughing. We had a disorder at this point because I can swear that all we did at this restaurant was laugh. “Ready to go bitch.” Riri asked after we had finished our food. “Told you I was born ready.” “Shut up.” And we started laughing again. ARDYN.