Funny Scenes From Home Alone Novels & Stories

"I'm missing my 'Home Alone' marathon for this!" "Because they want some peace and quiet before the party," William retorted cheekily. "And in case you're wondering, Kevin outsmarts the burglars every single time." Henry immediately countered with a smirk, probably recalling the last time Mrs. Murphy overheard her sons hurling Spanish insults at each other. Let's just say it involved 'La Chancla' and a barrage of insults from her as she chased the twins with it. "Yeah, well, she's told us not to do a lot of things, yet here we are, about to race to Party City."

Dada tilted his head and said with fake seriousness, “Do not forget, you married into this madness.” Papa raised his hands. “I regret nothing.” Grandma Hale shook her head, laughing so hard she had to wipe tears from her eyes. “You people are impossible.” Grandpa Fisher, who had been quiet the entire time, finally spoke up. “Even though you are all annoying,” he said calmly, “I love this scene regardless.” That made everyone laugh again. I stood there watching them, my little brother still asleep in my arms, and my smile grew wider without me even trying.

Yeah we were a clusterfuck trying to care for a newborn but we didn't give up once. Her and Scott would look at us and burst into uncontrollable laughter after looking at us. They laughed so hard they cried. Steven was upset because his favorite shirt had baby vomit all over it. Hell I am the one she shit on and Seth didn't have anything happen to him yet. once. Hope she pees on him like a fucking flood the ass.

Sheila obeyed this newer order, while Charlie calmly reached for the remote, pressed Play, and Carol's Wedding resumed playing from the spot Essence had paused it for him. The video... with sound... blared out from the television, and Carol's eyes went wide. "Give me all your cum, you motherfucking stud!" rang out from the TV. Carol recognized her own voice, and she spun around to see herself... on her wedding day... drenched in cum... and getting fucked by Big Jim, one of her mother's favourite mules (as Dottie used to call them). Her mother Dottie and her mother-in-law Hatsumi were looking on, enjoying the show. Robert started laughing, which got him a fierce glare from his wife. "It's not

A tiny little laugh floats from the back as I step forward and see the only child in the whole freak show sitting on a makeshift counter, giggling while Billy makes faces and Axel is leaning down to bandage his knobbly knee. “Would you stop making him squirm?” Axel grumbles. “I’m making him laugh.” He shoots back. “Well, it’s hard to clean a wound when he is wiggling around and you making him laugh is making him wiggle.” “Just hurry and I won’t have to make him laugh.” Al giggles at the two bickering men. “You are silly!” Al squeals in glee. “Silly! You want silly?” Axel says, his voice is so soft and inviting.

So I curl into a ball on the cot and begin to go to sleep. ============================ I'm finishing cleaning the bathroom when I hear the front door open. I cringe knowing that it's my parents coming home after their night out. I tuck away any cleaning supplies that could get in their way before I meet them downstairs. They are both wasted. My dad has buttons missing from his shirt and mom looks likes a zombie. They both are giggling at each other and whispering things. If they weren't drunk and the people I know them to be they'd look like a cute couple.