Funny Scenes From Home Alone Novels & Stories

Are you hiding from that big buffoon again? Hell yes I am. I sorta walked in on him getting spanked by one of the hoe bag maids! And don’t worry, I’ll share the mental image with you later tonight. God, I love our special sitcom night. I’ll make sure to bring the popcorn this time. You know we should start calling the Alphas escapades the wet dog show! Ja ja ja gosh do I make myself laugh. How lucky am I that my best friend was born with special wolf powers, Tatiana? The fact that you can show anyone every thing you see is just crazy!

The Madea movie reaches its uproarious conclusion, and we find ourselves immersed in a lively exchange of laughter and conversations. Jim, Mrs. Dan, and I share our favorite moments, each of us recounting scenes with vivid detail and animated commentary. Mrs. Dan chuckles, "That Madea movie is always a riot, isn't it? Jim, did you see how Anastasia nearly fell off the couch laughing?" Jim grins, "Yeah, Madea never fails to crack us up. Anastasia, what was your favorite part?"

Bahm Kris leaves to go retrieve Hunnie from her stumbling mess inside the shower. They come back giggling, mostly Hunnie laughing hysterical as Kris continue to poke and pinch her side, while calling her intoxicated. As annoying as they both were together, it brought me great joy watching over their bond. "We heard you busting your ass in there. Did you think now was the right time to shave while you can't even see straight?!" He teases her. She begins choking on her laughter, hunched over while clutching her robe closed to the front.

"Let's watch some crazy shit like Hangover or Dumb and Dumber to lift our spirits up." I hugged her back, pulling a reluctant Josh with me. "I don't think I should stay here." He whispered. "Rubbish, look at the food. I'm sure you want to stay." I mocked, making him sit beside me. Colton sat on the other side of me and soon everyone was laughing at Alan's poor life. The rest of the evening was spent in a cocoon of bliss and fun and the night with half-closed eyes while typing replies to Colton.

she tried to hold in her laughter, but her mirth overpowered her. The more she looked at some of the tiny Chinese, oddly looking decorations, the harder she laughed. “You… I…none of us is even Chinese,” More laughter as Maxwell’s laughter also grew louder and Junior started jumping up and down while clapping and shouting “Oh, fun! What is funny?! What is funny, Reyona? Ally, do you know?” Allysyn ignored him and sat on the couch, trying to look unimpressed. The adults were too caught up in their laughter as Maxwell said “Your sister’s idea, I assume?”

Then Betty suddenly burst out laughing. "Oh my God!" She clapped her hands dramatically. "I knew my brother would never do something so foolish." Sharon covered her mouth. She looked as though she was trying not to laugh. The expressions on the Long family's faces became extremely ugly, especially Mr. Long's. His face had turned green. Mrs. Long looked as if someone had slapped her. I felt my knees weaken. Relief flooded through my body so quickly that I almost lost my balance. It wasn't Roland. It wasn't Roland.

He had no time to react before he was tackled to the ground. Before he could open his eyes, Alaria already sat comfortably on his torso as Leah sat on his legs and as he began to take in what had just happened, he felt small and soft hands tickling his sides and he couldn't hold in his laughter as he wiggled on the floor. Leah and Alaria joined in the laughter as they watched Kim wiggle like an earthworm on the marble tiles. They all laughed together as one big, happy family, their melodious voices reverberating through the entire house.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Can this guy get any more annoying? A second later, a maid entered the living room with a tray full of breakfast for him and a bowl of Cheerios for me. We ate in peace as the people in the movie shot each other to death and every time a character died or got shot Scott would laugh out loud as if it was the funniest thing ever. He was weird.

I blocked him, Chloe, and every friend who had ever treated me like an accessory to Wilson’s life. Before the plane lifted off from Teterboro, I looked once at the New York lights below. Wilson, your April Fools’ game is over. I’m done being the joke.