Funny Scenes Harry Potter Novels & Stories

"I'm betting with one look of Hilary's beautiful eyes, my sister will instantly be purring under her feet." "Burn!" Harry shouted, pointing a stick of barbequed chicken to Khloe playfully. Our series of laughs echoed through the winter night with the sound of burning woods. To get even, Khloe smeared the remaining marinades on Harry's face. He squealed like a little girl as he jumped away in shock. Knowing he would chase after her, Khloe ran off laughing and I watched her in awe. Of course, Harry really chased after her as they ran inside the house, leaving us in amusement.

Leaving Zion, Neal, Olivia, Diana and I in agony realizing that only Harry got the right answer as he smiles happily on his seat. “This has got to be a joke!” Zion complains. Neal laughs, “I am seriously bad at my own games!” Everyone started preparing their shot glass and I don’t think I can ever take another shot. I glance at Harry and he is looking at me intently. I know my entire world is spinning and if I have more drinks then I will surely pass out. I will surely be much worse than last night. “Penis!” I called out which made everyone turn to me as I was the first one to say the safe word.

The room is suddenly submerged in dead silence. Noone was speaking before, but now it seemed as though even breathing was a noise. "Charles! " she finally screams. A sudden whimper is heard from the crowd. Two creatures from behind us ( the witch, me and gaze boy) suddenly fly towards the crowd. Fly!!... They fly!! My life just became a Harry Potter movie!. "Please, don't do this to me. Madre please stop them.... I beg you please!! " a shrill and tiny male voice begins to cry from the crowd. The creatures then pull up a little red haired boy from the crowd.

“You did. But I’m not mad, if that’s what you’re afraid of.” “I wasn’t even aware,” she mumbled behind her hands. “I just remember feeling hot, heart racing, and then… blackout. I’m so embarrassed.” Harry leaned back, a faint smile playing on his lips now. “If it helps… you were adorable. Like a kitten high on catnip.” “Oh my God, don’t compare me to a kitten,” Arabella groaned, her cheeks flaming. “I don’t even know why I acted that crazy.” “Grandpa’s potion is unpredictable,” Harry said, grabbing his coffee. “And you just drank it like it was tea.”

echoed from the guys in the hall. Daniel’s handsome face went hard. “Would you stop being so fucking dramatic and just—” “Have you shown her your Lego collection yet, Daniel? I notice you didn’t bring any of it to school.” I dropped my voice to a stage whisper. “Has she seen your Harry Potter wand? Oh… wait… I guess she has,” I said, flapping a hand towards his crotch. “Was she surprised how thin it was too? Thin and… so bendy.” Chortles and guffaws rose behind me, but I knew I needed to get out of there, because right behind that tidal wave of rage, an earthquake was beginning to shudder and if it hit before I was alone, it was me they’d be laughing at.

“I fully expect him to burst into flames mid dance and declare his undying love for me. I even brought a bottle of water, just in case.” Hermione laughed at my joke, but it was cold and hollow, like the kind of laughter villains have before spiking the hero's drink with cheap poison. She glared at me, but before she could let out anymore words, I walked past them. If I had stayed any longer, then I would have “accidentally” dropped a tinge of my latest potion that was bound to have her itching uncontrollably for the rest of the night.

I slowly nodded, not trusting my voice not to break right now. “Want to see if Chris is down for a movie marathon tonight? I’ll buy the snacks,” I could hear the smile in his voice, “It’ll be just like old times.” Chris was sitting in the row behind us, surely a middle finger to my mother. “Did I hear movie marathon and Chris?” his voice sounded from behind me. “Harry Potter?” “Hell yes!” Chris whisper-yelled, causing my mothers head to spin around like something straight out of a movie. If looks could kill; Chris would have been dead the moment her eyes met his.

‘They must be Harry Potter fans. He didn’t think that any of the songs in the soundtrack could be used in this way. Now, as he watched the two, he felt as if he was being transported into the magical world. He had watched the previous movies and in one of them there was a scene where the students of Hogwarts had a Yule ball. ‘Ah. This is that feeling.’ He was starry-eyed as he watched the two dancing like magical beings. Towards the end of it, he rose from his seat and applauded them. “Very good!! Amazing! Yes! That’s perfect!!!”

The sound of bones breaking kept ringing in Summer’s ears. “Harry, what are you doing?!” Summer was flabbergasted. “I can’t make it up to you, but at least I can feel your pain! It’s fine even if you want to chop off all of them!” Harry broke out in a cold sweat because of the pain. “You’re crazy!” Summer couldn't find any other words to describe his actions. “Yeah, I’m crazy…” Harry smiled bitterly. The moment he knew the truth, he had already gone crazy.

" Would you even be standing here if I had blown up the house?" He crossed his arms over his chest, a smug tugging at one side of his lips. " Yeah right, all thanks to Merlin who showed up to fix everything with just a simple magic trick," I playfully winked at him then moved my gaze to mom whose mouth was agape. " With the second help of my beloved friend, Harry Potter,”