Funny Scenes Harry Potter Novels & Stories

I've spent hours studying to nail the geometry test today, I deserved to have fun tonight. ⚯͛ ϟ △⃒⃘ Once we got to the party, I immediately went to the corner and pulled out the Harry Potter book that I had hidden inside my bag. What was more fun than rereading Harry Potter? I was in the middle of the part where Snape went to the Shrieking Shack when I felt someone was looking over my shoulder, reading the lines on the book with me. Shutting the book close, I finally turned, ready to shout 'go away!' like what Moaning Myrtle had said to Tom Riddle, but I lost my footing and stumbled right into a solid wall of muscles.

Carson gave me a little pout. "Ok, I was thinking about Harry Potter and what he would have done in a situation like that, so I pointed the stick and yelled EXPELLIARMUS!" Everyone froze, Declan's mouth hit the table. Cleo and Gerry were giving me the 'what the fuck' look. Carson was the first one to topple over with laughter. "Fuck Luna. You are one crazy girl, you're lucky you're Gidian's mate or else you would have been a goner." He continued his laughter.

I might be ogling him because he smirks . " Like what you see?" My jaw drops to the floor and my eyes wide with a blush on my cheeks . Harry chuckles at my reaction . " well , i can send you a picture of me ,if you like and you can make it your wallpaper ?" "Harry!" i shriek and hit him on his chest . " So , what were you doing ?"

“Let us begin. Just take it easy Uncles.” There were a couple of yelps of surprise but the process had started and within minutes there were three teams. Mike Watson found himself inside the yard with Brian. Brian grinned at him and patted his shoulder. “Is everyone all right?” Luke asked the pale boys. “What was that?” one of the boys asked carefully. “Have you seen the Harry Potter movies?” Luke replied quickly. “Yeah?” “The sorting hat? That’s what just happened.” Luke said and grinned. The boys were confused but then Brian and James started bringing out the whippers and leaf blowers and the chainsaws.

LOLA I opened my eyes again,in another darkness but even though I'm no longer myself, like who will be when trapped inside a never ending nightmare. I can't believe I will one day feel like a lost puppy, I'm actually crying for my mummy, right now I just want to go home. Memories of the lady I just saw kept coming back, that was the cruelest way to kill someone, having your own heart dug out of your chest while you are still breathing, just thinking about it makes me want to gudge, without a second thought I started throwing up, I vomited everything inside my stomach, this made me very week that I found it very difficult to see clearly,the world started spinning very fast like in those time

I asked loudly, still looking frustrated. "Your....never mind." Harry said, diverting his eyes back to his eggs. And yet again, his eyes couldn't get off my ass. "Fuck El, I can see your ass." He spat out. He almost looked like he was burning up. He tried to focus back to what he was doing but I was distracting him with all this. "What?" I said feeling a lot more frustrated. "Seriously, your ass." He said again. I thought he was teasing me again so I had to clear my doubt by raising my hands up in the air and checking if my buttocks were actually visible.

I am practically bouncing up and down to see what happens after Harry finds out about his godfather. "Okay, just so you know, this one is more intense than the others were. There is a lot more to follow so if you start feeling sleepy then maybe we could just go to sleep instead." He offers. I shake my head stubbornly and grin as he turns the next movie on. It starts out with a lot of action immediately and I can tell why Dante said that I would have to pay close attention. There is so much information to rememeber. I do not make it all of the way to the end before I end up falling asleep though. The last thing that I remember watching is Fred and George trying to hijack the tournament. Then,

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

He laughed, pulling the ribbon and taking the top off the box. His eyes widened as he looked into the box. A chuckle escaped his mouth as he turned to Jack. He snapped letting the men know to let him up. They pulled him up off the desk and upright. Jack had blood running down his neck from the cut he had behind his ear. Blood was also running down his arm. Rowling walked over to Jack and slapped him on his bad shoulder, like they were friends. “Why didn't you say something! This makes me very happy!” Rowling laughed, taking out the ruby and holding it in the air.

Surprise, surprise: Back at you, princess. CHAPTER TEN Devon Harry's sudden chortle of laughter broke me out of my disbelief. Turning my angry glare on him, I asked. "What's so funny? I don't really think any of this is, unless you are a sadistic masochist." "The fact that she sneaked in here and did this." Still wheezing and holding his belly, Harry said between laughs. "You must have really made an enemy of her."