Funny Short Quotes About Life Mga Nobela at Kwento

That's kinda cute though not gonna lie. ...Wait, that's analogy is funny. That's pretty accurate. ...Gusto ko siyang kurutin sa pisngi. Is my life not even considered a bet here? Hello? What you're asking me is a lifetime agreement. If I accept it, it's a guaranteed doom. I love money. I mean, who doesn't? Only hypocrites will say they don't. Money can do anything! Money might be evil for some but you can't take away how much money can bring happiness if it's used wisely.

Magbabago na naman ang buhay ko. To Be Continued... nakakatawa ka quinn HAHAHHAHAHAHA

sagot ko at sabay kumamot sa batok ko, “Kasi ano, kilala ka nang maraming tao, what if i-judge ka din nila?” “Edi iju-judge ko rin sila? Charot sila,” “Ha?” hindi ko sure kung tama ang narinig ko, pero nang marealized ko ang sinabi niya ay napabulanghit ako nang tawa, litong lito naman siya sa buhay niya na akala mo, lost talaga, charot. “Why the fuck are you laughing?!” “Huh? t-teka, di ako makahi-hinga!” putol putol na sabi ko habang halos bumaliktad na ang esophagus ko kakatawa.

“Pwede na siyang pang-exhibit.” “Hindi, hindi.” Umiling siya nang may conviction. “Wine is made to be enjoyed, to celebrate life. At hindi ko alam kung magkakaroon pa ako ng isa pang birthday.” Ngumiti siya ng mahina pero may bigat ang sinabi. “Life is short, Helga. Mine has stretched way more than people expected.” “Don’t say that, Sir Gerardo,” mabilis kong protesta, may biglang kirot sa dibdib ko. “You’ll have many more birthdays.”