Funny Smut Novels & Stories

Scenes of mating. Sienna gasps. "NO! GIVE ME THAT!" I turn it so she sees what page I’m on. It shows the male licking the female’s inner thigh. “This is your fantasy?” I ask. “They look like me. This male pleases her. You… like this?” Her face explodes red. “That’s not...it's just art! It’s fantasy smut! Don’t judge me!” I lower the book and stare at her. She is panting. Flustered. Beautiful.

I asked sarcastically and he smirked. “I swear dude, she's always smiling and waving at me. And she's a fucking nun. Aren't they supposed to like…stay away from men?” I chuckled lightly. “The human body has no idea that the human is abstaining, so it's gonna do its work by making the horny.” “Shit, that's just messed up.” “You should give it a try, you've been single for a while after…” “Don't mention her.” He said firmly and I made a gesture of zipping my mouth.

Caution, bad smut scene, if you r under 18, I'm not your mother, enjoy. Callina joined the couples, going for Jace's pants, finally relieving the pressure, his penis was quick to poke out, with a glistering top, with expert hands she worked him up, spitting on her hand to add more friction to the red member, feeling the veins under her hand. It's been a while for Jace and she knew it, she decided to torture him a bit.

“Breed me again. Fill my slutty cunt until it overflows. I want to feel your hot cum flooding my womb while the whole city might be watching.” Mr. Vance slammed in deep with one brutal thrust, bottoming out against her cervix. Sara cried out at the stretch, her pussy still sensitive from the previous rounds. “Fuck, this cunt is so loose and creamy now,” he groaned, starting to pound her hard. The table shook beneath them. Wet, obscene squelching sounds echoed in the large room as his cock churned the cum already inside her. “Listen to that. Your pussy is so full of my seed it’s making filthy noises every time I fuck you. You’re nothing but a walking cum bucket now.”

Saliva sprinkled on nipples, he mouthed one full, sucking deep while jiggling the other. "Oh yea... ageeeeghhhh... hhhh." Moans hushed uncontrollable, core aching. His fingers slid under the skirt now, through folds parting open, two pounding my pussy rough under the blanket. "Oh yeah... harder... fingers deeper!" Hollered inner, arching subtle. He pumped savage, thumb on clit, dirty whisper from under: "Cum quiet for brother... tits sucked, pussy fingered beside sister. Anytime slut." "Aaaaaaa..... hhhhh!" I bit my fist, climax crashing silent, walls clenching his fingers as he licked my nipple through the wave.

They all laugh nervously, like I must be joking. “I’m serious. You win? You get these, and my mouth." I squeeze my plump tits together, then spit at them. They watched the spit sliding down my cleavage, then watched me suck one nipple, moaning like a slut in heat. “Holy fuck…” one whispers. Their laughter dies real quick when they realise I’m dead serious.

He understands what being friendly is, but he couldn’t time a smile right to return the favor. Until he recorded all possible human expressions in his mind as much as he could, and could fake emotions better than the most human human. Human emotions are good. Better than rules. Rules doesn’t bend, but emotion? Emotion is the easiest to manipulate. Curving his lips into a smirk, Meph put a shade of tease in his eyes, just the perfect amount to push the rabbit a little more to the frantic side, but not enough to trigger any attack: “You mean the posters? Those are just paintings based on how people described me. It’s not my fault that your royal painter was not good at their job.”

I typed fast, pulse already hammering. First search: amateur gày blowjob compilation. Too soft. Skipped. Next: raw breeding bareback. Closer, but still not it. I muttered under my breath, scrolling thumbnails. “Come the fück on… give me something filthy.” “Rough gày dom/sub… no, too staged.” Cursor hovered. “Fück, prison shower scene? Lame.” Clicked anyway. Watched ten seconds of bad lighting and fake grunts. Closed the tab. “Shít. Useless.”

"That's it! Fuck my tight little ass with that fat fucking cock of yours! I love that fuck fucking thing in my ass!" I laughed. "Ha ha! I know you do, you fucking slut! You're nothing but a fucking slut, aren't you? Nothing but a fucking slutty cunt!" "It's true! I'm a slut! I'm your slut! Fuck me like the little slut that I am! Oh fuck!" My body started to stutter. "Oh shit! Oh fuck! You're...you're...grrrrrrrr...you're gonna make me cum!" "Yes, baby, cum for me!"

I am still busy enjoying the sensation that comes with sucking the life out of her titties. She continues rubbing my shaft and oh fuck it, it’s getting even harder. I am all psyched in the mood. I pull away fronsucming her boobs. Our eyes lock together for some seconds and she rises up from the bed. Her both hands journey to my shaft and she draws my pants down. Her hand grabs my shaft , “Oh wow! Just like I expected” she giggles in a smutty way.