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Franchetti Xerene Covry - maangas, palaban, astig, at walang inuurungan. She's careless and reckless, lahat na ata ng kalokohan ay alam na niya. Aakalain mong tomboy ito dahil sa paraan ng kaniyang pananamit. But don't underestimate this small thing because she's insanely strong and terrible. Dress her up and she's actually a bad-ass chic. She may live in an apartment but trust me, she can afford to buy islands, perhaps, an entire country. SHE'S THAT WEALTHY. But it was not hers, she said. All those wealth and everything, it was not hers. It was for DEATH.

IN HIS ARMS (A BxB Story) BOOK 1 Cloude David Aristotle, isang mayaman at sikat na CEO ng isang sikat na kompanya. Tinitilian siya dahil sa kagwapuhan niya ng mga babae at ng mga bakla, mapabata man o matanda. Pinapangarap siya ng mga kababaihan dahil na rin sa angking talino at husay nito sa pagpapatakbo ng kompanya. Masungit ito ngunit malapit ang puso sa mga bata na nasa orphanage at mga bata na walang tahanan. Ngunit sa likod ng kaniyang mga tagumpay sa buhay ay nariyan ang mga magulang niya na nagdadala sa kaniya ng pressure. Ianne Rain Demillo, isang masipag at matalinong anak. Hindi sila mahirap at hindi rin mayaman, katamtaman lang ang buhay na mayroon sila. Hindi maikakaila na may kagwapuhang tinataglay ang isang Ianne Raine Demillo. Tinitilian din siya ng mga kababaihan sa kanilang lugar at sa kanilang eskwelahan. Maraming nagkakandarapang babae para lang mapansin niya, ngunit lingid sa kanilang kaalaman ang tinatagong tunay na katauhan ni Ianne. Paano kung magtagpo ang kanilang landas? Paano kung magising sila isang araw na mahal na nila ang isa’t isa? Paano nila haharapin ang mapanghusgang mata at bibig ng mga taong nasa paligid nila? Itatago na lang ba nila o lalabanan ang sasabihin ng iba? What if Ianne is wanted to be IN HIS ARMS?

Sebuah perjalanan untuk mencari dan membuka kebenaran masa lalu. Satu demi satu takdir yang lalu telah muncul kembali untuk mengingatkan tentang rasa sakit.Namun di sisi lain, datang pula takdir baru sebagai tempat untuk bersandar dari segala rasa sakit."Cintailah rasa sakit mu, terimalah segala kekuranganmu, karena itu semua adalah alasanmu untuk HIDUP"- The_BlueMoon -

DINUKOT sila Raven at Asher, dinala sa napakalayong isla. Doon ay magkasama nilang hinarap ang panganib, but unfortunately, Asher was doomed and she could do nothing but leave him for a moment when he was slowly swallowed up by death. Raven survived with Steven's help, but that survival nearly took her life after she was taken away by a handsome young billionaire, Kayden, who was the mastermind behind her abduction. He took her to a private island, Isla Alcaraz, owned by Kayden, where she was forcibly married to him. As they say, the past is the past. Hayaan na lamang natin iyon doon at kalimutan. Ngunit paano, if the past is the only thing that keeps you alive in the present? And what if, you unexpectedly see the person you thought was long gone after all this time?

After being left alone, Agent Hana Alijo became ruthless, aloof and unfriendly, she doesn't want to be attached... not until a charismatic and handsome multi-billionaire Clay Smith came and turned her life upside down. *** Hana Alijo A.K.A Lilium is a secret agent from Equilibrium Organization. She is known in her organization as hot and deadly. She's strong and persistent not until she became a personal bodyguard of Clay Smith. The man dared and made her knees weak, made her body numb with no exception. Lilium became coward and helpless when he's around. He tortured her mind and as well as her heart. What she thought was a simple duty turned out to be a complex and dangerous one. How can she fight it when her heart is at stake? The Hana who doesn't want to be with anyone seems to have become vague. She's doomed! Disclaimer: This story is written in combination of Tagalog and English Cover designed by Sheryl S.|SBS

Kisah ini menceritakan kisah cinta sepasang Kekasih berbeda kasta. Kinanti Larasati gadis kampung yang memiliki hubungan asmara dengan murid baru di sekolahnya yang bernamaKinoy Prayoga. pada awalnya hubungan percintaan ini baik-baik saja.penuh keromantisan,hingga membuat orang yang melihat mereka akan bawa perasaan. Namun saat hubungan cinta itu terdengar oleh orang tua Kinoy. hidup kinanti mulai berantakan.orang tua Kinoy sangat membencinya karena miskin. Lalu Kinanti di minta menjauhi Kinoy.tak cuma itu saja,ornag tua Kinoy berencana akan membuat hidup Kinanti sangat menderita. Akankah Kinanti dan Kinoy kembali bersatu? akankah cinta sejati menyatukan mereka?

This story was about my bitter and sweet love story. My bitter-sweet love story began when I was twelve years old. I had a huge crush on my neighbor, Dean Samaniego. He's tall, handsome, and smart but a little bit aloof, especially to me. He always ignored me though we were just neighbors. After six long years of having a crush on Dean, I finally decided to give up my feelings for him. The fact finally hits on me, that no matter what I did he's not going to like me back. We moved to another city after a tragedy falls on my family. Since then, Dean and I have never met again. But after ten long years, we finally meet each other. He is now a lawyer, a well-known and successful public defender while I'm just a small coffee shop owner. After I met him again I realized that I still liked him a lot, but I found out that he's already engaged to someone else. Is this a second chance that God gave me to pursue Dean again or a second chance for me to feel the heartache that I once was felt before?

Ashley is back into his hometown to settle down for good only to have the misfortune of living with this obnoxiously handsome CEO of Potent Club Brewery, Trent Xavier Easton who also happened to have a secret identity of his own.Read as feelings bloom and emotions gets ahead of these young men and as secrets of their past intertwine with one another with fates controlling the flow of their lives.Will they reach a happy ever after? Or will their love story be denied by the destiny... again?

TAGALOG ROMANCE "I am Wolf Atlas and I am here to claim what is rightfully mine, Miss." Natigagal maging ang kaluluwa ni April Rose nang isang lalaking mayroong paris na asul na mga mata ang biglang lumitaw sa pintuan ng kanyang bahay isang mabagyong hating-gabi. The man is a total stranger! A sinfully dashing man and what scared her the most was when he's claiming that he's the biological father of her triplets. Makakaya ba ng puso ni April Rose na ibigay ang tatlong batang tinuring na niyang sarili niyang mga anak sa isang lalaking bukod sa estranghero ay ubod pa ng yabang? O magmamatigas siyang ipaglaban ang multong karapatan niya sa triplets at kontrahin ang isang bilyonaryong katulad ni Wolf Atlas?

“K-Kasal ako! H-Hindi ako pwedeng ibenta ng tatay ko! H-Hindi mo gugustohing malaman ang pangalan ng asawa ko dahil malalagot ka!” Pagbabanta pa ni Solene kahit na nauutal na ito. ~ Si Solene Jimenez ay isang twenty-year old College student. Pumapasok ng iba't-ibang part time jobs para tustusan ang pangangailangan ng kanyang pamilya habang nag-aaral sa isang sikat na unibersidad. Ipinakasal siya sa isang bilyonaryo upang tuparin ang hiling ng Mama niya at ng matanda niyang kaibigang mayaman na pakasalan ang apo nito. Ngunit kahit isang beses ay hindi niya pa man din nakikita. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa buhay niya kapag nagkita sila sa unang pagkakataon? Will the billionaire keep their marriage o hihiwalayan siya nito nang tuluyan?