Funny Supernatural Quotes Novels & Stories

more like a taboo he got off on. "You know what, Max," I said quickly, the words tumbling out before I could stop them. "I read somewhere on the internet that very unholy spirits live in cemeteries. We can't really be, you know... what I mean. Anything wrong we do here might have some consequences..." Max stopped walking and glared at me sideways, looking down at me with amusement and something I couldn't quite read. Then he smiled faintly, shaking his head. "Relax," he said. "We're not here for that. This is just a quick visit on our way."

The narrative of spirit animals had always been a point of joke to me but Mrs Greene seemed to have shown interest so I took to my high school boots to explain the essence of believing in one’s spirit animal. “Do you believe in your theory?” She asked. Knowing very well it wasn’t my theory I giggled at her humor. “No, I don’t ma’am”. Her smile settled the objective building in my head . “You explain it like you believe.” Immediately registering her hands back to the paint. The meal was being served on a platter . Laid out on a long table where we both could eat . “Do you believe in the supernatural?” Her question made me giggle at the thought of it. ‘Super what now?

Bowden looks like he wants to argue, but after a few seconds, he nods and leaves. “Och, lass,” Deacon says as the nurse helps me out of my t-shirt, stripping me down to my underwear. “What are we gonna do with yah, hey? If yeh’re not trying to kill yer wolf, yeh’re running off into catacombs and getting attacked my ghosts.” “Ghosts?” I croak out the word. “It’s a joke, lass. There’s no such thing as ghosts.”

Lucky and Charm had just stepped outside from getting settled in their room, Luck grabbed Charms hand and started running automatically when she say the girls running, because everybody know you don’t ask why you’re running until after you get away. Black people already know that's a universal rule. An older lady and a man had appeared out of thin air, no smoke, no flash, no nothing, just appeared out of thin air. “Listen you can’t just pop up out of nowhere like that; that shit can get you killed around here.” Mina said, breathing hard, as they all had their hands on their knees. Once they made it back to the group, because let’s face it they hadn’t run far, yall already know so stop playin

She answered, making my eyebrows furrow as I was pretty troubled, and Pryce replied to her, “Not normal… such as...?” And the lesbian doctor, Andrea, pointed her flashlight upside down below her chin and spoke with an eerie, spooky voice, “Anything paranormal… Such as---” I cut her off since I found this activity fascinating when something silly suddenly popped into my head. “What? Vampires? Werewolves? Goblins? Oh, aliens? Fudge, I love to meet one! And zombies!”

“A supernatural species is made up of two parts, one part human and the other the essence of what people refer to as the gods and goddesses. We each have a human side and an essence side. It depends, though, what essence governs you.” “Yeah mum, you’re still losing me here,” I said, shaking my head at her and she laughed. “All I am saying, honey, is that sometimes when we don’t have a voice, it doesn’t mean we don’t need you to listen.” “Mum!” I explained. “You’re being a fortune cookie again,” she would often say these random sayings when I was a kid or something that sounded like they were straight from an inspirational handbook or something. My dad would joke that she could write fortune

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “Of course you don’t. In fact, I’ll bet the mere fact that we’re talking about it is giving you a migraine?” She stared at him in shock. “I split my head open, don’t you think that’s to be expected?” “But it’s not just today, is it? That always happens when you think about certain things just a little too much. When you think about werewolves, or maybe even the supernatural in general.” She cringed. “I don’t believe in the supernatural. That includes psychic blocks or whatever you’re talking about.”

"I... I think I saw something nasty. And I might have met someone who fights demons too." "What?" His coworkers looked lost. "What do you mean?" Lonnie explained frantically. "Like in novels, you know? Someone who can do exorcisms and get rid of evil spirits!" "Isn't that an arcane practitioner?" His coworker looked shocked too. "Are you saying that you... you ran into a dead spirit?" The coworker was obviously scared when he said that; he glanced around. "There can't possibly be any dead spirits around this place, right? Maybe you saw it wrongly. There are so many people in the city now, so there's no way there's supernatural stuff happening."

"Ha-Ha! Very funny!" I shouted angrily at him. I got scared for a moment since I thought its tru, but that's so stupid of me. The thoughts of Adam are making a fool out of me, the demons and shit. Now I am curious about heaven and the angels. I regained my normal breathing and scrunched my nose. "Why would you even believe a ridiculous joke?" He mocked me as he beamed, and it was irritating and adorable at the same time. "Don't you believe in the supernatural...?"

Lucian "And why the full moon?" He let's out a mocking smile. "Pure coincidence, don't confuse us with those stupid hounds!" Stupid hounds? I think back to the conversation we had about the wolf I saw. He made fun of me, hitting at the fact that it as a werewolf. I thought he was just joking! So as well as vampires and witches, there are also supernatural dogs? And then what, fairies, aliens, and unicorns? It's getting ridiculous!