Funny Threats Novels & Stories

he said quietly, eyes on the horizon, “they’ll know this is the time to back off.” “Because you can hire a small army?” I asked. “Because I have motivation.” His glance skimmed my profile. “And I’m not famous for losing interest when I’m angry.” “Old news.” Wind slapped hair across my face. Before I could move it, his fingers brushed it aside first, twirling one strand between two knuckles. “Or maybe they’re just stupid,” I added. “People who send anonymous threats usually trust their own stupidity.” “We’ll use that.”

I mocked. “That’s such a shame. You will end up being killed by the chaos that you have decided to create,” I threatened him. He shook his hands out dramatically, “Oh, I’m so scared,” He let out another mocking laugh. “Keep your threats to yourself and start memorizing your last prayers. If you don’t do what I have asked of you in the next seven days, I will make sure you do not come out of all these alive,” He threatened, before finally turning to leave.

I threatened. Kenan laughed so hard at my threat. "Kenan, I'm serious!" I screamed, annoyed. "I will help you kill him!" added Gab. "Wow, you guys are terrible! So terrible!"

scoffed Anthony with his thin lips, tone filled with threat. “Tomorrow, this time, I want to see results. Otherwise, you’ll live in Africa for three years!” “What?!” What an awful threat!

"What if it's a threat?" Henry asked Melissa in return. "Well, it better not be, because I don't want to believe that you were threatening me because of that bitch," Melissa said to Henry, who immediately burst into a round of mockery laughter. "Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, sweetheart, but that message was clearly a threat, and I meant everything I wrote in it," Henry said to Melissa after laughing to his satisfaction. "That's a joke, right?" Melissa asked Henry, not wanting to believe that he meant what he just said, even though he looked and sounded so serious while saying it.

Or a threat. ***

Making everyone scream in hysterics instantly. The music suddenly stopped. Replaced with uncontrollable chaos and screaming. Jack stopped his guitar playing. He came to the front of the stage and smiled horribly. Jack took out a knife from the pocket he had prepared earlier. He slit his own throat until blood gushed from his neck with an expressionless face.

Zuck suggested looking at me with an annoyed expression, he probably isn't used to waiting for someone. "No, I'm sure he's already on his way here that's why he doesn't answer my calls, let's just wait for a few minutes. Anyway, I hope you don't act like a fucking dickhead to Mason and Lautner, I don't want to go back in the Philippines with your corpse." I said trying to threaten Zuck but he didn't take it seriously and he just laughed at what I said. "That's the lamest joke I've ever heard, Ashton. You're talking to the son of a mafia, do you think I should be threatened?" Zuck replied laughing at me but I just scoff at him and kept my mouth shut.

“I received another threat last night from that person who made up that stupid article.” My eyes widened at the news. He then handed his phone to me so I can see the text message. Unknown message: I see you’ve found an early solution to my threat. Let’s see if that will last once I reveal the photo in public within twenty four hours. And he even called him a homophobic slur after that! My eyes widened, absolutely horrified by the threat. The photo will come out in twenty four hours? I dropped the phone on the kitchen island and threw Jupiter a worried look.

I joked. “You could get fired for disobeying your boss, you know!” He yelled. “How about I quit then take all your company ideas and mine then give it to a rival company? Might sell your big idea for say a billion dollars” I threatened and he jogged to catch up with me. “You’ll not miss Olivia! Try it and I’ll kidnap you and make you come up with more brilliant ideas that’ll overtake our rivals” Leo threatened and we burst into laughter as we entered my car.