Funny Threats Novels & Stories

I let out a low laugh, “Fiona, you have fifteen seconds of fame, enjoy it, but just so you know, Tucker gets bored easily, and when he does, you will just be a figure that irritates his sight.” Her mouth opened and closed, but she had no words to say as she looked at me, “I will say this and say it once, Milo, my son, don’t you ever think you can try to bring him down, if you do….” Sometimes the best threats are the ones you say nothing about, leave the blank for them to fill in with words their little brain could comprehend.

I could feel everyone looking at me - my men waiting to move and wondering if I would crack. “Fine,” I muttered, and intentionally let my voice rise, slicing through the late night stillness on a knife’s edge. “If you don’t come out… your friend who helped you get away. I’ll kill him. And then I’ll shoot the person hiding in there with you. But not right away. Slowly first. Just for fun.” That should have done it. Threats always did. But nothing… still. I waited as my tongue was pressed up on my roof. I looked back at my men and sighed.

he warned me "I'm saying the truth bro, who knows if a sniper gun has been locked on my exact position, this may be our last conversation together," I said "Bella, you are scaring the fuck out of me and it's not funny anymore, stop this shit if it's a prank" he replied with a raised voice "Alright, I'm just pulling your legs, baby bro, there's nothing to worry about," I said and cleaned the tears from my eyes "you seriously need to calm the fuck down, don't ever pull that kind of shit on me again, or else I will tell Mom that's something up with you, she will get you a therapist" he threatened

they roared out their pitiful views and empty threats. “You scumbags keep astounding me with your stupid threats. Listen you two fools and listen well- even if I die, believe me, my pack will wreck havoc on yours and you have already tasted defeat at their hands. So I am pretty sure that you won’t want to have your entire pack decimated to nothingness. I would rather suggest that you mind your own businesses and not touch the Fatso Dicks while also refraining to do anything that shall endanger your entire pack, hmm ?” I forewarned firmly and thundered out of the room. These assholes and that Vanessa bitch are getting on my nerves.

The genuine response of a man who has just heard something that was intended to be devastating and has recognised, beneath the intended devastation, something that was almost funny in the specific way that impotent threats were funny when they were aimed at a target the shooter had fundamentally misread. The laugh lasted three seconds. Then I let it go. "You can't get within a mile of Rachel," I said, "before James burns you to the ground. You know who my father is. You know what he does to people who threaten what he loves. And Rachel is at the top of that list." I held his gaze. "So try it. Make that move. See how that goes for you." The General's smile did not waver. Which should have tol

I knew my brain was a bit slow this morning but what was so amusing? “What’s up with you?” “I believe I was just threatened” he was laughing at me. I toss a piece of toast at him annoyed but it falls short beside his plate, a smile stretches across my lips and then I laugh. I really did threaten him didn’t I? “A personality hazard of living with you I’m guessing” threats were his way of life. I’ve lost count the number of times he’d threaten me. “Next time do it with a some bite, it’s more effective that way” he advised.

Melody burst out laughing like a lunatic. "And you are 'fawking' ridiculous to think you can waltz in here, and threaten me with your toothless dogs on my on y land. Look around you grey hairs, this is America. And you don't fuckin' raise a gun on me on my territory." The Last sentence was said through clenched teeth. "I am going to kill you. "Valero threatened in a low rumble.

" This made my blood boil in anger, he dared to say that when they were the parasites bringing the company down, oh how much fun I would enjoy dealing with them over and over again. "I just transferred to you all your money, I can see you're still in my house eating my food with your leg on my couch and taking my drinks, so please do me a favour and get your ass out of my place before I get there and drag you out by your hair. Trust me, there won't be anything gentle about it." I said threatening in a calm voice. I looked alot frightening when I threatened someone in a calm voice, you would literally feel chills run down your spine if I wanted to.

Our faces were inches apart, our words so soft no one could hear them except us. Nevertheless, I lowered my head so I could whisper right in her ear. “If you step a foot outside this room in that outfit, I’ll not only delete every picture on this camera, but I will destroy your ‘friend’s’ career until he has to resort to advertising shitty five-dollar-an-hour headshots on Craigslist.” A wintry smile touched my lips. “You wouldn’t want that, would you?” There are two ways to threaten people: attack them directly, or attack those they care about. I wasn’t above doing either.

The ice cold voice in place. “Fuck you and your stupid threats!” His Father yelled and for some reason I could imagine spit flying out from the different corners of his mouth. “I hate when people are not creative with their insults. How about you think of learning more creative insults after you solve this issue? Trust me this is the only time I would be calling regarding this. If this is not fixed before dawn tomorrow, I would leak everything I have on you and trust me, knowing how meticulous and calculative I can be, there would be no coming out from this.”