Funny Threats Novels & Stories

Kayden was on the phone with someone, shouting at them like they had just done something irrevocable. “How could you have been so stupid? Didn't you know they'd be there? I don't want to hear any of this. Get me my goods in the next two days or you're dead!” I froze when I heard him threatening someone. He saw I was awake and smiled down at me. “Being a CEO is not an easy feat at all. No one tells you all the threats you'll have to make. Why do you look so white? I didn't mean any of the things I said, okay.”

I say, rolling my eyes. She laughs softly, walking towards the egg chair and sitting, her back straight. “Au contraire, mon ami. Scaring someone versus threatening someone are completely different things. Scaring someone is instilling fear, make them nervous, make them panic. Threatening them on the other hand, is more like a warning. Unlike with just scaring them, where you’re happy with just making them nervous, a threat is step one of a plan that has way more steps. A threat is a ‘Be careful, we’re coming.”

If it wasn't for my friendship with my father, the world would know about how wonderful I think she is. I came right after her, pulling out to spill my cum on her ass, the ass I look forward to fucking. We spent the rest of the day playing with each other's genitals, fucking like our lives depends on it and talking about everything and nothing until the very topic I didn't want to touch was brought up. “Do you think the same person that's been sending threats told them about us?” She asked, absently playing with my hair. “Do you think it was just a guess or just out of jealousy or something?”

“Nothing much.., I would only make LA too hot for you to live in.” Something about that subtle comment of his made me shiver involuntarily. It was obviously a threat, a sugarcoated one. One that promised a whole lot of trouble to come; I gulped. “You must be crazy.”

He warned him as he directed the gun properly. Suddenly, my breath was coming into my grasp slowly. A sudden, unspeakable pain gripped me by my throat, and my body cried out. “Please, please, please. Free me,” I begged. The other guy played with the phone as he gave a sarcastic round of applause. “Wow! So this is it? You're scared, huh? You think I'm a coward. Your empty threats will never work on me!” He said confidently as he replied to the call that same minute.

I will make sure you pay for what you’ve done. My jaw clenches and a lethal mix of anger and agitation starts to bubble in me. One thing I’m not going to take is anyone making threats, especially not someone as vile as this. If you try any funny business, I type back, an angry thumb flying across my keyboard, I’ll get you arrested wherever you are. Try me. I glare at the phone after hitting the send button, daring the person to reply. Watch your back is the response that soon drops.

“I will give you 5 seconds, you should not out of here by now I'm blowing your fucking brain!” “One…” “Are you seriously threatening your only brother? Like damn , I'm your flesh and blood you're supposed to protect me not get angry over some little fun…” “Two…” “Fine I'm leaving. Screw you psychopath!"

I asked. He growled. “I swear, if you spend even a dime of my money, I will hunt you to the ends of the earth. I will make you wish for death and it will not come fast.” He threatened. For some reason, I was unfazed. I tapped my finger on my lips. “Hmm, does that work on all the people you threaten? It's creative, I'll give you that.” Armani went silent for a moment. “Are you insane? Who exactly are you and how did you find my money?” He asked.

She's emitting some malicious intent. "You can perfectly crawl under my skin easily. It only makes me want to eliminate you even more." this is a bad threat. "Do you know, giving threats will make you go to prison?" Suddenly I said it because I remembered that it is one of the laws of the earth. Venna suddenly turned pale and looked around curiously and faced me again. "This is still not over." Say this and walk out as if you thought you were participating in the fastest walker competition. "Woooooohhhhhhhhh!"

he commented which made them all laugh at me. I cursed them all before their laughter died down. They are all shaking their heads on me. “Fuckers,” I muttered under my breath. I looked at Stan. “What’s up?” I asked. Stan sighed and brought out his phone. Unknown Number: You will all pay. We will be back for revenge. I narrowed my eyes at the message. I thought of the possible people who could send him that kind of threat and only group came to my mind. “Is that…” I didn’t finish because Stan already nodded.