Funny Threats Novels & Stories

I retorted, smirking at the woman's shocked expression. “And by the way you have a really nice boobs.” I complemented. The man stood up, his face turning red with anger. "You think you're so clever, huh? Just get the hell out of here before I make you regret ever stepping foot in this room," he threatened, his voice dripping with venom. I chuckled, standing up from my seat. "Trust me, buddy, I've had worse threats before breakfast. But I'll save you the trouble. I'm already leaving," I said, making my way towards the door.

The fuckers around here thinks it's funny to watch me come undone. I've doled out plenty of threats for ass kicking if they don't fuck off and leave me the hell alone. My own crew, men I've ran with for years now think I've lost it. So what if I'm a little over protective have you seen the shit that's going on in the news? I have and let me tell you that shit's enough to make me want to lock my little family behind iron gates with twenty-four hour guards.

Royal scoffed and Christian sat down back. "You two are crazy" Owen laughed. "He was the crazy one" Christian said. "How crazy?" Owen asked. "Don't you dare say a word or I'm killing you" Royal said. "Fake threats" Christian scoffed. "That's how I always threaten all those guys I fúvked their girlfriends back in high school" Royal said and they both laughed. "And those dummies really thought you can actually beat them? Christian asked between laughter. "Seriously,they were so huge and bigger more than me but my threats always work" Royal said.

"Is that a threat you Russian piece of shit?" I gulp, staring at Wolf as he cocks his head back and breaks out into a fit of laughter. "Niet [No]. I don't make threats because they are useless and have no impact on a low life scum such as yourself." He slowly lowers his head and glares at the man as he sobers from his laughter. "Niet [No]. I am a man with many promises to fulfil and I promise you this too. You hurt my wife and you will not live to see tomorrow's sunrise."

the threat was emphatic. "If that happens, then I will destroy you!" Threats were met with threats. "Hah, hah haha ​​hahahaha!" Paula laughed so hard that her shoulders were shaking, too, and half of her hair was tied up on top. "With you like this? Ha, haha, ​​haha!" Again, Paula taunted Sarra. "I can't wait for the news an hour from now." Deg Not only Sarra, Tobias and Kimmy also felt something was about to happen.

Just watch me wipe you off the face of this earth. "How dare you! Just watch me make you lose that job of yours. I will ruin your life and leave you with nothing." He declared, his boldness rankled him. "Empty threats don't scare me. Let's see whose life is gonna be ruined." He smirked. "Are you threatening me? Are you seriously threatening me?" His brows arched with astonishment and lividity. "Yes. And when I make a threat, I don't back down. I see to it that the person is wiped off the surface of the earth, permanently."

A text from an unknown number. I frowned, swiping it open. A single message waited on the screen. Watch your back. You won't see me coming. I scoffed. What was with these lame tricks? Threats over text messages? Please. If someone wanted to come for me, they could try. They'd find out very quickly what it meant to threaten me.

Catherine threatened. There was silence for a heartbeat. Then, suddenly, both men burst into laughter. Henry slapped his thigh, shaking his head as though he’d just heard the best joke of his life. Lesnar threw his head back, laughter rumbling deep from his chest. “Are you threatening us with police?” Lesnar barked, still chuckling. “You think they would just arrest us just like that? You think they’ll take the word of a worried mother against us?” Henry’s grin widened. “Oh, woman. You really don’t know how this works.”

Not awkward silence. The heavy kind. I swallowed. "And I was threatened again, right after I made this discovery. Like I'm being watched." Maddox’s jaw flexed once. He looked at the papers again, then back at me. I didn’t love saying it out loud. Something about speaking threats made them feel more real. “Unknown number,” I continued. “Same vibe. ‘Stop digging.’ ‘You’re repeating his mistake.’ That kind of inspirational quote.” Maddox’s eyes went cold.