Funny Unanswered Questions Novels & Stories

To these high schoolers, though, we just look like a team of giant, intimidating men in blue. There are literally dozens of students waiting in a long line just to get to our table and ask their questions. I am completely in my element, grinning like a kid on Christmas, handing out informational brochures, and answering everything they throw at us. And let me tell you, high schoolers have some of the weirdest, most unhinged questions I have ever heard, mixed in with some genuinely sharp ones. ”If a zombie apocalypse happens, does the Air Force have a secret underground bunker for us?” a scrawny sophomore with a massive backpack asks, his eyes dead serious.

“I should be asking you if there is a problem because this is the fifth time you are passing by. You keep turning in circles, you are obviously lost in worry, “ he pointed out and I immediately felt embarrassed, I hadn't even realized what I was doing. “What is troubling you uncle? Is it your wife? Did you fight with her?” he asked cutely and I shrugged wondering what a boy his age knew to boldly ask such a question. “I am not yet married, “ I replied. “Then is it about your fiance?” “I don't have a fiance yet.” “Is it your girlfriend?” “No, I don't have a girlfriend,” I almost yelled at him, irritated by his unending questions. “Then is it about a woman you like?” He threw another question

My luck, it seemed, was spectacularly awful. Then began the Q&A, where the eager students asked him a bunch of nonsense. The questions from the audience were as predictable as they were insipid. "Mr. Knight, do you have plans on getting married soon?" followed by the truly cringe-worthy, "What type of women do you prefer? Why don’t you tell us your type? Are you gay, or perhaps bisexual?" The audacity of it was almost comical. Even a hushed query about a rumoured fiancé failed to faze him. He answered each question with an unsettling politeness, his smile unwavering.

Haya who silently listened to him asked the most funniest question " what movie did you watch?" "What?" Rayyan uttered Unbelievably. "You heard me." She glared at him. "Fast and furious, why do you ask?" Rayyan was confused. Haya casually replied " I thought you watched porn." "What the ... Seriously.... Astaghfirullah." Rayyan yelled. "Shush." Haya silenced him. "Like Seriously?" He couldn't believe it. "Whatever." She whisper yelled. "You think so low of me." He glared. Giving her full attention she looked at him " what else would I think?, I mean why not?, You kissed Catherine remember?" She huffed and angrily looked away.

He asks with a question in his voice. “Yeah, I can try and help. Why do they email them though? Are they all non-urgent or are they anonymous or something?” I don’t really get it, emailing seems so impersonal which seems odd if they’re asking him to mediate their personal issues. Bellamy just shrugs.

The laughter he had was never pleasing to the ears, and in fact, it was annoyingly horrible, and annoyingly ear-shuttering. “I don’t care about you, Vhynz.” Rabiya answered, she was not in the mood to ride Vhynz’s another episode of ‘Look at me, I’m funny,’ so she just threw him a straight from a Hollywood Antagonistic actress’ rolling eyes and continued, “Just ask me the question before I get totally annoyed by your face... And laugh.” Vhynz stopped laughing. “I’ve been wanting to ask you this question ever since, but I never find a perfect opportunity to do it...”

' After a while, the person replied saying. 'Woah so many questions. You are one curious lady aren't you?' 'Answer my questions I commanded him or her The person replied 'Alright. Answer 1: I am someone Answer 2: I have my ways Answer 3: A human being Answer 4: The social media and even if you don't have an account I am sure you somehow saw it.' The person replied and I was left speechless yet again. As much as I was thrilled the more I was annoyed by their replies. As I was frowning the person texted again.

I walked to the poster and read the bold typed words. “If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?” “Susan has four daughters, and each of her daughters had a brother. How many children does Susan have?” “How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?” “What goes up but never comes down?” “What is the end of everything?”

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"How about we play safer games going forward?" "Like what, like football?" he joked. "Anything but Twenty Questions."