Funny Unanswered Questions Novels & Stories

Anyone asking too many questions. Including me.

"An unfamiliar loan or credit account on your credit report. An inexplicable denial of credit. Bills for accounts you haven't seen before. An unexpected drop in your credit score. Collections agency calls for overdue accounts you don't have. Missing mail." She thinks intently about what I have just told her and then pulls hard on the collar, wrenching the animal's head around, turning the wheelchair on a tight arc and dragging it growling into the kitchen. I walk back down the hallway and tell Burton what is going on. She tells the armed response to stand down and joins me inside the flat. Sandra Burton and I tried to make sense of Victoria Usheava's rambling answers and bizarre rationalizat

I paused. "You cannot ask any question linked to the previous one...each and every question should be unique...." I said. "Fine" he said. "No uncomfortable question...i will have the choice to abort the question..." I said. "No...its not fair...and there is no such things like uncomfortable between couples..." He said. "But.." i started. "No if and buts...i will not ask you any uncomfortable question...okay?" He said. "Okay. My first question is your happiest moment?" i said.

As we get settled, Brooke asks the question I was hoping she had forgotten about. "What did Martina mean when she said she hoped I like mighty swords?" Before anyone else can say anything, the unfiltered woman answers herself. "I asked a simple question about who has the biggest penis, and no one wanted to show us. Scott did, though, and if you haven't seen it yet, let's just say he's not built like a warrior for nothing." Brooke looks from Martina to Scott with her mouth open. "You actually showed them your penis?" She asks in disbelief.

Guess what his answer was? "No" *****************************************

" Uhhh... Maybe Yes." " Oh, I'm Sorry! Wrong Answer. When a cow laughs, Ice cream comes out of her nose. You do not win any tickets." Peter laughed then hung up I laughed heartily at that " It was... Hysterically funny!!" He was giggling heartily as holding his stomach " I can imagine his face!" " Poor guy took that question seriously." I laughed more " Yep, another one." We called some other people and made fun of them until this least " Hey!" A woman replied

“You ask a question, and I answer. I will ask you, and you’ll answer. The first to be caught lying has to do what the other asks.” “You wouldn’t answer a simple question, what makes me think that you would…?” “Some questions are best left unanswered.” I said, stopping her before turning to sit on the chair in front of hers. “What do you think, do you want to play or not…?”

she nodded her head I asked "we dont get anything for free in this world at the sametime no one in this world gives us anything without asking but there is something which you get for free of cost though you never asks for it what is it" dhiren said "stupid question there is nothing like that in this world" I passed a death glare which made him shut liam said "making him scared doesn't mean you're right man dont ask lame questions which don't have answer" I replied "I didn't asked you both to answer or talk about my question matter is between me and this little girl let her reply or else ask her to leave"

He responded. “To you. Living so freaking long already would probably make even shitting funny.” I retorted. “It’s not.” “I thought it would be.” “That means you don’t get it.” He shook his head with a regretful expression. I fired back. "I don’t want to. But you should know that not every serious moment needs a joke that only benefits you. If I ask you a question, you’re supposed to give me the right answer.” “I did give you the answer.”

“Not that we have a choice.” The crowd and the team burst into laughter. “But seriously, break a leg and make us proud,” Jake said. “And now that we’re past all that serious shit, it’s time to answer questions from your fans.” “The first fundamental question on our list is: Is Taylor West single — fuck that!” Jake waved his hands dramatically. “What kind of important question is that?” The audience erupted in laughter. Jake resumed, “Next question, please!” The screen behind them flashed the next fan question: [Does Taylor West have a girlfriend?]