Funny Unanswered Questions Novels & Stories

“Ok, so then what is your biggest turn-on? Non-sexually, of course.” “Of course,” Carter says, warmth in his tone. “I would say, a sense of humor. I like someone that can make me laugh. Which you do.” “Ok.” I do a little happy wiggle on my bed. “Last question: What is something about you that you’ve never told anyone?” “Oh, and I’m supposed to tell you?” Carter says, disbelievingly. “Of course. That’s the game,” I say, smugly. “Doesn’t have to be anything huge. Just something that you haven’t told anyone before.”

I said, slightly pissed. He laughed a little so I was even more pissed. "What's funny?" "You just woke up, but you're already mad" he said. "I'm not mad" I said calmly, holding back annoyance. "Just what?" he asked. I can see his strange grin. “Pissed” I simply said. "You are pissed because?" "What?! Why are you asking?" I said, annoyed again. "What? Is it wrong to ask?" he replied. "I'm annoyed because you don't answer my questions and you're asking me questions. Why? Did something happen that I couldn't remember, huh!? Why are you smiling differently now?"

Nick said in a way that sounded more like a question. "Go on, boy, " Ruby nodded. "When you died, did you go to heaven? How is heaven like? Is it lovely? What of hell? Ugly and hot as ever, right?" Nick asked many questions which made him look very cute. "Oh, Nick! How inquisitive of you! Ok, I can't answer all your questions. I am neither in heaven nor hell for now. I still have a quest to complete before I rest in the bosom of the Lord. I need to save a lot of people from evil hands. But for now, I can't disclose everything to you." Ruby tried explaining-but with the way things were, nick looked totally confused.

Replied Tina , patting her knees excitedly, a toothy grin plastered on her face , momentarily forgetting her supposed heart break. After like ten seconds of thinking, I snapped my fingers , the perfect question dancing inside my consciousness. " Would you rather drink two litres of piss or two litres of sweat?" For the shortest amount of time that I've known Tina , I more than anticipated her reaction as I watched her gag violently at that question, hands covering her mouth as if trying to hold back the urge to vomit. And as expected, my reaction to that was a laugh, my shoulders shuddering as I did.

she answered. "I see, but does he have any children?" I finally asked the most important thing that was lingering at the back of my mind. "Children?" she asked, confused. "Yeah, maybe a son?" I was caught off guard when she suddenly laughed after hearing my question, as if there was something funny about it. "Can you shed some light on what's funny about my question?" I asked, feeling irritated. I had been wondering these things for a few days now, and now there was someone who could finally enlighten me. She started laughing like my question was hilarious.

the co-host said. “And the questions were more on their personal lives,” the main host said. “Some even complained that they don’t have socmed accounts,” the co-host said. “I could feel their frustration. Imagine our viewers wanting to know more about them but couldn't find those cute details elsewhere,” the main host said. “That’s why they bombarded us with lots of questions about those two,” the co-host said. “So, to save time, we chose the top 3 questions we received and the corresponding answers that we got straight from Quim and Bobby. Beginning with top three, ‘do you have plans of settling down?’ and the answer is ‘yes’ for both gentlemen,” the main host said.

I followed him to his car, and once we were both in, he turned on his car engine and drove to I don't know where. "Do you like comedy?" He asked, and I looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "I don't know!" That was all I told him. I mean, I didn't know what to say. The question seemed out of context. A weird silence consumed us for a while before he asked again. "What do you think about Deadpool?" "What is wrong with you?" I answered his question with another question. "I mean, what's with the weird questions?" He chuckled before he added,

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

"Are you saying her math jokes are fun?" Ethan replies. "I haven't heard any yet." "Consider yourself lucky." Leah chuckles. Ethan turned to me with his eyebrows quirking. "When are you going to tell me one of your jokes?" "Never," I replied. "Please." I closed my eyes briefly and shook my head. "Are monsters good at Math?" Leah asked Ethan. "Yes?" "Not unless you Count Dracula." Ethan's eyes filled with amusement as he chuckled. "I never knew you had it in you."

“I suppose it would.” Another pause followed. Neither of us seemed comfortable with silence. The difference was that adults filled silence with lies. Children filled it with questions. “So…” There it was. The question phase. I braced myself. “So what?” “Do you just sit around now?” I laughed. Actually laughed. The sound surprised me. “I beg your pardon?” “You know.” Toby sounded thoughtful. “Like… what do people do when they do not have jobs?” I rubbed a hand over my face. “I have not figured that out yet.”