Funny Vampire Lines

In order to execute a centuries old plan, Rowan orders his son Declan to attempt healing the billionaire heiress, Aster Montgomery, who is suffering from a mysterious terminal illness. Torn between saving his girlfriend from a brutal, untimely death at the hand of his father, and his strong convictions, Declan does something that he swore he'd never do - take a vampire bride, a process that will bond them to each other for eternity. After years of suffering, Aster just wants to die, but her father, Edward Montgomery, has other plans for her. He refuses to give up on his only child. Sick and in pain, Aster has little hope that anyone can help her, but to make her father happy, she gives in and allows Declan to attempt healing her. Soon, she finds out that he is more than just a faith healer; he is a vampire that brings with him the promise of immortality, and a chance at a future. But all is not as it appears, and soon after he takes her as his bride, Aster and Declan learns the truth about her destiny, and they are thrown into a life of turmoil, full of twists and turns, lies, deception and dark secrets. The fate of the world rests on Aster's shoulders, and if she can't carry out Rowan's devious plans, life as we know it will come to an end.

She was a half vampire who had pulled away from her fate after being tortured for ten years. He was a vampire king in need of a familiar who could save his clan. Could they come together and make it work or would their differences tear them apart?

BOOK ONE: THE O'CONNOR BLOODLINE The blood brothers of the O'Connor family knew that the day of reckoning is descending upon them. After five hundred years of running and hiding, they return to Arcadia Falls with the hope of starting a new life. Protecting their family was their number one priority. But when their ripper brother returns and the Vampire Huntress learns about this unique family, she is left with no choice of slaying them or working with them to vanquish the Vampire King. With no memories of who turned them into vampires, one of the brothers sets out to find their predecessor while an August witch comes to Arcadia Falls to release what they cannot defeat.

"Xander. Please, have pity" she pleaded miserably at my feet.Disgusting. I thought and scowled....Her pitiful state did nothing to me.Seeing her lying in her own filth, crying in pain and on the brink of death brought a little bit of satisfaction to my distorted empty heart.......Crossing the threshold of her cell, I turned my head and looked one last time at the pitiful mess that was my mother. *******Meet Alexander Rage.Sociopath, psychopath and neighborhood villain with a secret agenda. You could say his behavior is influenced by his horrible past or just the fact that he's a sad miserable vampire.But then again,he might just be really evil deep down. Elite vampire. *******Meet Elle Rivers.Not so quiet,shy, straightforward kinda girl.Middle class vampire.Isn't too fond of the elites and prefers to stay at home taking of her father and serving as the village doctor.Do they find love in each other in the mad chaos that is their lives?This is a cliché-ish vampire book. Read at your own risk. Though some unexpected twists and turns are promised.

Le vampire incontrôlable Prologue - Ne me tuer pas s'il vous plaît . La jeune femme était terrifié par la peur,son assassin l'a regardait avec un sourire noir avant de plonger ses crocs dans la chair de son cou. Après cette phrase , c'était le silence total ,la créature l'a plus immonde et terrifiante venait de faire encore des cadavres en une nuit. Depuis sa venue dans la petite ville de Forcs dans l'état de Washington les habitants sont en perpétuelle peur et anxiété, plusieurs cadavres sont observés chaque jour par la population. Assis sur le sol Alistair Dravenkov avale le sang de sa dernière victime avec satisfaction, c'était une adolescente comme les autres ,oh elles n'avaient vraiment pas de chance se disait t'il. Il aurait tellement aimé se contrôler, tellement aimé ne pas faire tant de cadavre mais il ne le pouvait pas,il ne pouvait pas passer une nuit sans vider plusieurs humains de leur sang . Il essayait de résister à l'odeur du sang mais en vain ,il avait toujours cette soif ,cette insatiabilité de se nourrir de sang encore et encore. Traquer dans les autres pays il était venir se réfugier dans cette petite ville sans défense. Il était déjà très puissant et chaque jour sa puissance s'accroissait,il traquait plus les jeunes adolescentes, c'était jouissif de déguster leur sang goûte par goûte,il aimait ça ,c'était son quotidien. Mais sa soif de sang fit mise à l'épreuve quand il traquait une jeune femme qu'il avait été incapable de mordre et tout bascula dans sa vie quand il apprit ce que cette dernière représentait réellement. Qui était cette humaine que le plus puissant vampire ne pouvais pas touché ?qu'est ce que cette jeune femme avait de si spéciale et qu'elle était son rôle dans la vie de cette créature ?

For centuries, the empire of Jerash had known only one perpetual enemy, blood suckers. Emperor Julius, having killed hundreds of them, hands over the throne to his son, Sebastian. But just after Sebastian's arranged marriage to the fairest princess in the land, they are attacked by blood suckers and Sebastian gets bitten.

Becca Hertford recently shifted to a dorm and started her university, hoping it will help her stay away from her father, only to realize that something more complicated is awaiting her. Meeting the finest vampire Alexander Insworthe was the last thing she expected. Alexander Insworthe wants a potion that will make his brother the king of the vampires. He can do anything for his brother, even if it means sacrificing himself. But the problem is the potion is with Becca, and she is not an easy person. Can Alexander get the potion and make his brother the king before love changes the well-arranged plan?

Waking up in a gloomy damp cave is not a problem. Finding only a dirty men's shirt and high leather boots is also fixable. But what about the fact that you remember absolutely nothing? Who are you? Where are you from? Why was here? There is only one unknown ahead. Well, at least a noble knight got caught on the road. Picked up, washed, fed, but volunteered to help. And soon a young, handsome lord will appear. It doesn't matter that a vampire - we ourselves are toothy!

Vladimir Fear, a vampire who hides in the shadow of humans, met Cassandra who knows his secret. In return, Cassandra asked him to become her boyfriend until all her bottles of dreams come true. Slowly, Vlad realized Cassandra isn't what she thought to be. In the midst of discovering her identity, what will Vlad do when he finds out he was part of her secret?

Bitten by a mysterious sin-eater was an accident. Zachary Oliver wanted to spend the next four weeks of his life in the picturesque Bulgaria where he wanted to recharge and invigorate. His corporate life sucks. A mischievous and vengeful Goddess makes it her life’s purpose to wreck havoc in humans. Persephone will stop at nothing to get the revenge she had always wanted. Helena Battenberg, a noble sin-eater finds herself, slowly falling in love with the accidental Vampire. In the midst of chaos and the need to survive, the accidental vampire will find his place in the sin-eater world and finds his way to eternal romance.