Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

We knew the risks that came with patrolling what lied outside the borders, the constant threat of vampire ambushes lingering in the shadows. The moon hung high in the sky, casting an eerie glow over the dense trees, as if foreshadowing the impending doom. Suddenly, a chilling gust of wind rustled the leaves, sending a shiver down my spine. I tightened my grip on the handles, a silent warning passing through my mind. Out of nowhere, a large group of vampires appeared. Their eyes were glowing red, and their pale faces showed evil grins. They moved incredibly fast and attacked our patrol from all sides.

"Get in line young ladies" "Oh don't cry sweetie, you just turned 18, it's your birthday you should celebrate" Sick! Retarded! Those were the words that came to my head when I saw the vampire lady try to console the girls crying in a mocking way. We're being sent to the auction house and I won't lie, I'm scared, I'm fudging scared. I watched the tall blonde vampire with green eyes coming towards me showing her sharp fangs.

She snarled, viciously striking me across the face with enough force to knock me into the muddied ground. I landed with a small thud on my side, a blur once again tricking my vision, no not one, but many. I blinked in shock, my eyes barley able to focus on the dozens of vampires who suddenly appeared in the small clearing; each one bowing to their prince. Silas was by my side in the next instant, lifting me from the ground as three others lifted Vincent and when my master spoke; the entirety of Lady Phantomhive’s men backed away in fear. “Destroy them all.”

mom. He quickly lands on one of the vamps and rips his head clean off with a snap of his jaws. They let Emily and my mom go and circled around Trevor. He bared his teeth and growled loudly with blood still dripping from his chin. He leapt for the Vampire in front of him and grabbed him by the arm with his teeth and shook violently and ripped his arm clean off with blood squirting everywhere. The other three instantly jumped on his back. In that moment I could no longer watch and sprang into action. I ran around the tree line to come up behind them. Once I reached it I didn’t hesitate to pounce and ripping two of the Vampires right off Trevor’s back. They fell to the ground instantly but was

her wolf answered. There are traces of fatigue on her face. She tried to stand up again, and this time she did it successfully. When Cassandra looked around, she saw that they were only three remained in the ring. Two werewolves and one vampire. Slowly, she walked towards them. The black wolf glanced at her and nodded his head, which Cassandra did the same. They started circling their prey. With the black wolf's signal, they attacked the vampire. Cassandra jumped on his right while the black one jumped on his left. She got punched, but the vampire couldn't dodge the black wolf's bite. It gave him a fatal blow. The vampire tried to stand, but he had no strength left. Slowly the mark disappear

Dexter said while he collected his portion excitedly from me "Disgusting, how do you guys drink human blood, without feeling irritated? Jessy asked turning her face away while we consumed our most precious "Seriously? This is our main feed, vampires of the old world can't do without it, they usually fight with Elves and Sphinx just to drain their blood, cause they can't resist the urge unlike us, some even die in the process, it gives us more strength, when we drink blood, we can last 3-4 days straight without food & water" Tessy replied while she drank hers' We all finished our blood consumption, then we thought about the departure of Linx, as we don't know his whereabout, dark cloud had co

All glaring down at him with rather nasty expressions on their faces. "HAHA! How ya like that!? You son of a bitch! Allow me to introduce Happy Flower's very angry cousins! Happy flowers two through six! And Bob! And they're ooooh so pleased to meet you!" Vale cackled like a mad scientist. As she laughed heartily to her heart's content the giant reincarnations of Happy Flower began closing the gap. At this point the Vampire didn't even bother putting up airs. Panic was fully displayed across his face. He quickly began glancing side to side looking for a way out. He did see a small gap between them and took the opportunity for a mad dash.

I barely saw the light begin to flood in before I saw panic begin to flash in Does eyes. I already knew it was in mine. "Who the HELL just did that!?" The vampire yelled with a rugged voice, waking up any of the pets that weren't already awake. No one responded. I'm pretty sure half of them were still pretending to be asleep. That was a pretty common thing to do amongst pets as long as you knew how to control your breathing. I was just grateful that no one was going to call me out. "Really?!," the vampire snarled, "No one's gonna fess up to it?"

Vic, the ruthless vampire leader, led his bloodthirsty cohorts through the streets, leaving devastation in their wake. Vic, his eyes glinting crimson in the sunlight, reveled in the pandemonium he unleashed. His voice, commanding and cold, echoed through the tumultuous scene. "Behold, my minions! The time has come to assert our dominance over these feeble humans. Let their screams be the symphony of our triumph!"

"where the f*ck have you being vampire... Are you trying to breach our deal or what! " Melanie snapped she really had a very bad mouth, looking at the Vampire who turned to look at her with an angry and mean look, his long canines were now visible for the first time and his eyes turn bloodshot red, there were streaky lines of blood veins on his face and he looked like a horror charecter from a TV series. Melanie recoiled in fear and stood besides Ryker. "you don't talk to me anyhow pup..im still your great grand uncle and I tell you this,I can kill even my own blood so don't mess with me! "