Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

I used magic, and now none of them could speak at all. I kept barking orders to the newbies. I’m planning to have them suffer for a couple of hours. So far, Vladimir has three knives stuck on his leg, and Count Vlad has four. It’s been enjoyable. Honestly, I’ve been laughing every time I see the knives miss near their balls. I didn’t even expect vampires could look paler than they already looked. …

This pull is strange, scary but amazing. The problem now is, how do I keep the most stubborn Vampire to ever exist safe without having a fight with her?

"Do you know them?" Dante asked Dae in an emotionless tone reading papers of business. "No, I don't. " Dae answered. "The big man came to get the little one and they wanted to give me some...companion." "Fine. Do you like it, the companion?" "..." Without having an answer, Dante didn't ask more and continued to mind his own business. The little Dae looked out the window counting the raindrops. It seemed that he was enjoying more the silence.

I sprang up, launching myself onto his back. I heard a loud crack. Looking up I saw Seb sticking a long sliver stake into the vamps body. Everyone froze just watching the scene. The vampire beneath Seb began to shake and black smoke filtered from his mouth before he burst into a million pieces of ash. Wow totally was expecting that. Now it’s three against two . . . Also wasn’t expecting the vampire whose back I was on to grab my head and flip me off of him. He slammed my back to the ground. He brought his massive fist down but luckily I rolled out of the way in time.

"You are not supposed to see me." That pulled a genuine laugh from her, loud and reckless. She shifted her groceries to one arm, freeing a hand to point at him. "Okay, wow. Is this your pickup line? Because I've heard better. What are you, some vampire out of a n*****x drama? Something like… 'oh no, mortal girl, you shouldn't see me'." She clutched her chest dramatically. "So spooky." But the way his gaze sharpened, like a blade unsheathing made the hair on her arms rise.

Go. I shake my head and get to my feet, the leg that is attached to my wounded shoulder trembling. Suddenly, a great black wolf, followed by a slightly smaller brown one, bowls through the vampires as though they are pins. Blood flies everywhere as the surprised vampires become so much detritus on the ground. “Ooo, Alpha King Striker for the win!” the vampire peanut gallery observes. Relief floods through me, and I collapse next to Rafe. Both of us are healing, but slowly.

Valko and I crouched and the neck-biter hissed. "No need to be measuring penises, fellows," Miranda stood between the two of us. "Obviously, there's some kind of bad blood here." "You have no idea, sugar cakes," the vampire chuckled. "Let's just act like humans and settle this humanly." Miranda straightened her outfit. The vampire looked at his friends, and the seven of them erupted in laughter. Even Valko had a little smile on his face. "You know what sugar cakes, I like you," he cooed. "What's your name?"

he hissed, his face twisted in a snarl. I smirked, a cold, calculated smile spreading across my face. "Yes, brother. Vampires. And I think we're closing in on them." With a final glance around the carnage-filled bar, we turned and walked away, leaving behind a trail of destruction. The bar's wooden sign creaked in the wind as we disappeared into the night, the words "The Bloody Fang" seeming to mock us as we vanished into the darkness. We paused for a moment, then Gracko produced a match and set the bar ablaze, the flames licking at the wooden walls as we walked away.

I wanted to shout but the only thing I was able to do was clench my trembling hands into fists. "What if you were wrong? What if he has a chance?" "I am a vampire myself. I've been around for a while in the world and have encountered most of the covens across different places, and one of the skilled vampires I've met was Vienna. She is a fighter, a leader of a huge coven of mature vampires. Do you know what brought her to that position? It was her ability. One of the rarest, I must say. She can poison one's mind with only her crimson eyes. Once the poison has completely entered the mind, the person will feel so much pain. And like I said, it is irrevocable. I had never heard someone had surv

Another figure leapt out of the darkness to where she was lying, picked her up and hoped away Earlier, Damien had gone hunting for blood. Damien didn't usually hunt for blood every night, a single person's blood was able to sustain him for a few days. However, ever since he crossed paths with Elsie, he has been strangely hungry for blood and never got his fill. He was deep in the forest, he picked up the scent of blood which meant someone was approaching. He got a feeling which wasn't the usual feeling the smell of blood gave him. Vampires, all vampires get crazy at the smell of blood when they needed their refill. They get drawn to it like a mouse does to cheese. But for Damien, his nose pe