Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

The team huddled closer, their fear palpable, but I couldn’t let them scatter. “Hold your ground. Watch the shadows.” A blur erupted from the darkness, a male vampire with crimson eyes charging straight for Hansel. My instincts kicked in. I lunged, tackling the vampire mid-stride, my shoulder screaming as we hit the ground. His claws raked my arm, drawing blood, but I pinned him down, my weight crushing his chest. He snarled, fangs gleaming, his strength unnatural as he thrashed beneath me.

That vampire continued, "You two have now become vampires. You wanted to finish us off, and have now become one of us." The vampires laughed sarcastically. A vampire gave them two glasses that contained human blood. That vampire said, "These glasses contain human blood, which we had bought from the blood bank. Let's see how much self-control you people will have after you consume human blood daily." Rajesh "We won't drink it!" Adhira "We'll rather die!" The vampires laughed again. A vampire said, "We'll see how long you would be able to resist." The vampires left from there one by one, and locked the door from the outside.

Long fangs gleamed in the filtered sunlight as the vampire closed the distance, swift and silent. My instincts kicked in, and I swerved the motorcycle, narrowly evading the initial attack. "Not today," I muttered, the determination evident in my voice. The forest erupted into chaos as more vampires materialized, their eyes gleaming with hunger. They pursued me with relentless speed, weaving through the trees like shadows in pursuit.

Its body crumpled to the ground, lifeless. Zane moved like a whirlwind, his blade cutting through the air in a deadly arc. His weapon sliced through two vampires in one swift motion, severing limbs and heads with precision. The creatures shrieked as their bodies collapsed, their flesh turning to ash before they could even hit the ground. The wind carried the dust away, but their eerie, glowing eyes still haunted the battlefield as more vampires stepped forward, their hunger unrelenting.

I used magic, and now none of them could speak at all. I kept barking orders to the newbies. I’m planning to have them suffer for a couple of hours. So far, Vladimir has three knives stuck on his leg, and Count Vlad has four. It’s been enjoyable. Honestly, I’ve been laughing every time I see the knives miss near their balls. I didn’t even expect vampires could look paler than they already looked. …

This pull is strange, scary but amazing. The problem now is, how do I keep the most stubborn Vampire to ever exist safe without having a fight with her?

"Do you know them?" Dante asked Dae in an emotionless tone reading papers of business. "No, I don't. " Dae answered. "The big man came to get the little one and they wanted to give me some...companion." "Fine. Do you like it, the companion?" "..." Without having an answer, Dante didn't ask more and continued to mind his own business. The little Dae looked out the window counting the raindrops. It seemed that he was enjoying more the silence.

I sprang up, launching myself onto his back. I heard a loud crack. Looking up I saw Seb sticking a long sliver stake into the vamps body. Everyone froze just watching the scene. The vampire beneath Seb began to shake and black smoke filtered from his mouth before he burst into a million pieces of ash. Wow totally was expecting that. Now it’s three against two . . . Also wasn’t expecting the vampire whose back I was on to grab my head and flip me off of him. He slammed my back to the ground. He brought his massive fist down but luckily I rolled out of the way in time.

"You are not supposed to see me." That pulled a genuine laugh from her, loud and reckless. She shifted her groceries to one arm, freeing a hand to point at him. "Okay, wow. Is this your pickup line? Because I've heard better. What are you, some vampire out of a n*****x drama? Something like… 'oh no, mortal girl, you shouldn't see me'." She clutched her chest dramatically. "So spooky." But the way his gaze sharpened, like a blade unsheathing made the hair on her arms rise.

he hissed, his face twisted in a snarl. I smirked, a cold, calculated smile spreading across my face. "Yes, brother. Vampires. And I think we're closing in on them." With a final glance around the carnage-filled bar, we turned and walked away, leaving behind a trail of destruction. The bar's wooden sign creaked in the wind as we disappeared into the night, the words "The Bloody Fang" seeming to mock us as we vanished into the darkness. We paused for a moment, then Gracko produced a match and set the bar ablaze, the flames licking at the wooden walls as we walked away.