Funny Vampire Name Novels & Stories

“Put up a hell of a fight.” “I’m sure,” the vampire said. “A pleasure to see you again, Hedy.” “Seems rude to know my name when I don’t know yours.” He chuckled, “Would you prefer your given name or Pandora?” Francium’s eyes widened. He glanced between the vampire prince and me in shock. I said nothing. The vampire smirked and licked his lips. “I thought Pandora was the other girl,” the one holding me by the neck said. The vampire laughed, “As did I for a while. At least until it became clear that Moon Shadow was still getting far too close to my liking.”

Valko and I crouched and the neck-biter hissed. "No need to be measuring penises, fellows," Miranda stood between the two of us. "Obviously, there's some kind of bad blood here." "You have no idea, sugar cakes," the vampire chuckled. "Let's just act like humans and settle this humanly." Miranda straightened her outfit. The vampire looked at his friends, and the seven of them erupted in laughter. Even Valko had a little smile on his face. "You know what sugar cakes, I like you," he cooed. "What's your name?"

Michael added with genuine enthusiasm, as if it were the best idea of the night. “I think I’ll pass. Horror isn’t really my thing,” I said, trying to sound casual, as if admitting it didn’t give me away. “Don’t worry, Camimi. I’ll check under your bed,” Kevin replied, winking at me. «Gooood grief, Kevin and his winks.» “Very funny…” I said, laughing. “No, seriously. I’m an expert. Van Helsing is my middle name. Kevin Van Helsing Cooper, at your service,” he said, bowing dramatically.

“You think I’m crazy, but that’s the only explanation that makes sense.” I scoffed. “You sound like a conspiracy theorist. Vampires don’t exist, and you’ve got to stop reading all those fantasy books.” Before she could say anything else, I grabbed another slice of toast and breezed out of the apartment. My condolences to the victims, but vampire attacks were just so stupidly unrealistic. Like creatures of the night actually existed. Right, sure. “Mr. Vale’s not in right now.” Celine said at the reception, looking me up and down.

I needed to get something out of Ethan. Adrian seemed lost in thought, looking pained and helpless. He took a deep breath and then nodded. "Kara misses you." Ethan chimed in. Kara? "Who's Kara?" I asked Adrian. "Noone. Just stand here beside me." I nodded back at him then faced Ethan. "Who are you?" I asked, feeling both curious and cautious. The vampire looked at me and smiled bitterly. "You've already heard him call me Ethan so that question is unnecessary."

💕(Vampire Romance)💕 🌹🌹 Episode one🌹🌹 .. .. ‘1856’ .. .. “They’re here again, Alexa go on hide” Mr Rutherford said to his daughter as swords clashed against sword’s,fangs pierced skins,tears rolled out of innocent eyes as the vampires took charge of the area. There was nothing left than to surrender but Alexa was stubborn and feisty, always trying to make her way in the world.

Then he turned, and his back was facing me and said "Tani you know i love to drink other's blood specially a girls blood who's name started with 'T'. I'm a Vampire. You are my friend will you give me your blood to drink??" Saying that he turned towards me and his face was looking like a real vampire with the teeth. I got scared looking at him and shouted "Ahhhh............" and i run towards my home shouting "Maa.....maa......maa...." I told my maa baba and dabhai but everyone started laughing on me and said they doesn't exist. Then he come close to me and whispered

“Why do you use that wretched name anyway? Vampires are mere imaginative creations of humans based on an inconsistent bloody tale. We are nothing like them.” Calvin shrugged his shoulders and crossed his leg on the other. “I use that word because it’s cool and because humans got at least two about us right, ” he answered initially. “And those are that we drink blood and we fear the sun. Well, except a certain someone that is, ” he hinted. “And oh! Don’t forget about humans calling us beautiful creatures, ha!” The smugness in Calvin’s voice produced a twitch in the Master’s cheek.

A male one. A male vampire? The hairs on my back stand on edge. ‘’Wh—what was the na—name of the Male Vampire? Any idea.’’ I control my fear. It’s not who I think. Is it? ‘’Yes my lord. His name is Borham.’’ No. This can’t be happening. History can’t be repeating again! I lied to Reno back then saying Krulisa’s right hand man was Borham, never did I know that it would actually turn out to be true! Why does he work with Krulisa?

’ He straightened his back and made a flawless ‘show off’ expression. ‘You surely are fun to be around. Mozzafiato? Breathtaking? That’s the name of our clan?’ I questioned. It was a funny word. Made me realize he was a vampire, and he… was breathing. ‘I thought vampires didn’t breathe…? Can you tell me what happens to us, biologically speaking?’ I turned my full attention on him, as he cleaned his throat before speaking.