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Arian tried again, narrowly missing Jeffrey's perfect score who was scowling at him. "Says the mama's boy." He snorted and earned a glare, plus a wicked chuckle from Ricky. "Enough of this shit. Let's hang elsewhere, I'm bored." Ricky plopped down on a couch and balanced his drink on his forehead. "There's this crazy club 'De funz' which launched about a month ago. Everyone's been talking about it at school. Wanna crash?" Jeffrey brought out his phone and scrolled through it. "Definitely." Ricky, who was in simple clothes groaned and stood up to get dressed. They turned to look at the young master who had a clearly not interested look on.

Try as he might, Billy could not find a single one of his friends to hang out with for the night. Everyone had either already made plans, or wasn’t picking up their phone, or just plain brushed him off. Billy sat in front of his computer, disappointed and frustrated by his predicament. Without really meaning to, he ended up clicking over to one of his favorite p**n sites, an open forum where amateur nude photos of women were the bread and butter.

Even my fans laugh about it and made so many memes about it! "Sorry, me no speak english!"

“But first, why don’t we see if we can find the facilities.” “What are fa-cil-i-tees? Are they like manatees?” Michael scrunched up his face. “The restroom, Michael.” Logan indicated an arrow pointing in the direction Rich was also pointing. “But I’m not tired!” Michael stamped his foot. “I don’t want to take a nap. I want ice cream.” Logan leaned down to whisper in his ear, then a smile spread across Michael’s face. “Ooooh. Okay. Me, too.” Rich sighed, loud and put-upon, but took off anyway,

Kai had not removed his eyes from Kassius and myself. “So Fallon, what did you do to get saddled with Kassius here? I have to assume you were a terrible person in a previous life for the goddess to punish you this way.” Echo laughed, tossing a french fry at Kassius. I was surprised when he laughed and tossed it back at her. They seemed to have a fun joking relationship and I was really enjoying seeing this side of him.

The whole thing was just a sick, twisted joke. "Hahaha... omg y'all are so so funny."

We laugh hysterically as we plan the things we will do to him. Caiden Archer Cold foot, You Are Going To PAY! © A.G_2018

When he gets in next to me, he reaches for a pair of black sunglasses, starts the car, and we are off. “Fang isn’t far from here. It’s one of the strip/BDSM clubs I’ve given to Kon to manage. The one I took you to the other day is called The Slip, and it’s the one Vanya manages. The first set of murders happened to her girls,” Kai tells me as we drive. He wasn’t lying; the club was literally up the road from us. I gasp at the sight in front of me. “Wait, isn’t this called Billionaire’s Row?” I ask with wide eyes and gaze up at the skyline dominated by large, towering buildings.

Liza teased playfully, and handed me her Samsung Galaxy to see for myself. I snatched the phone out of her hand so fast, then. What gives? Vasha said she didn’t have a Facebook. I immediately clicked on her profile. It was empty, aside from a few hilarious looking cat videos. Must’ve been made recently. I clicked on her profile picture, and Liza craned her neck to look over my shoulder. “She’s pretty.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”