Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

She slipped from my arms and onto the ground rolling on it with her palm clutching her belly as she laughed at my expense, "O-h he-a-vens, the count farts!" "Everyone farts!" I sat on the ground next to her in embarrassment, my cheeks would be all red now and it would have been worse if it was those farts that had an offensive odor. Loud farts over smelling ones any day but how about no farts when I am about to kiss someone.

he narrated in one breath and then glared at his sons. “What did it say ?” Dad Lucan questioned curiously as he helped Dad Zarek. Suddenly Kai crunched his face and glared at Jax. “Did you just fart ?” Kai asked in disgust. “Nah. My ass was blowing you a morning kiss,” Jax shrugged while stuffing his mouth with two scones at once. “You are so full of shit, Jax. You should have flushing handles instead of ears,” Kai murmured as he tried to inhale Ty’s smell instead while Jax stuck out his tongue childishly.

I swallowed it hard again and then ‘Boom’ came the sound of the massive fart I'd been holding in for minutes. I looked up at Betty, her nose twitched and her cheeks puffed up, a short sound escaped her lips but she quickly coughed to cover it up, but we both knew she wanted to laugh. “What is funny?” I glared at her. “Nothing, I wasn't laughing or a—hahaha” she lost it immediately and fell to the ground, her body trembling so hard. I glanced at her for a moment before looking away. I was suffering here and all my best friend could do was laugh because I farted, like who doesn't fart?

She sneered with a smug smile, but before she could conclude– she grabbed onto her abdomen. “Ah..." “What's wrong?" I asked framing innocent. A concerned frown engraved on my face, as I grabbed onto her arm. She shuffled me to the side. “I'm fine," She declared coldly, but just then a surge of pain appeared to have reaped through her tommy. Just then a pang of uncontrolled fart broke those her ass. The smell was vail, an odor that surpassed anything I had ever inhaled before. It smelled like rotten eggs, mixed with a decayed animal.

I froze, trying to keep my face neutral as I said, "Nothing." Her gaze snapped to me, narrowing dangerously as she said, "Adrian DeLuca, did you just fart in your hospital bed?" I rubbed a hand over my face and said, "It wasn't a fart, it was just air pressure." "Oh my God," she said, leaning back in the chair with mock horror while she tried to fight back her laughter. "You almost died two days ago, and the first thing you do when you wake up is gas-bomb me?" I fought back a grin as I said, "Hey, be grateful. That was a gentle one."

A bead of saliva dripped off Will as he pulled his throbbing member free and stood with his pants around his ankles and a hard-on. They were both surprised for a moment. They tried not to laugh. But then it overcame them and they could hardly contain themselves. With each belly laugh they would cut loose another fart, making the moments even more hilarious. The smell was atrocious and Leanne sprayed perfume on her muff and in the crease of her ass to cover the aroma. Will put some down the front of his underwear to help with the smell too. ******** The Affair::

“Did you just fart?” I burned up fast, caught between a shriek and a laugh. My lips were pulled in tight, tears streaming down my cheeks while my chest pushed up and down with trapped laughter. “Did you just fart?” Ryan asked again in disbelief. “I did,” I said in a cry. I was just as shocked as he was, staring into his eyes with my large ones.

He said and I quirked an eyebrow. “That’s so random. Why bring up farting?” “I promise you, it’s not random.” He smirked. I was so confused until I caught a sniff, a scent that almost destroyed my nose “Brian! Did you just fart?!” “Yup.” He laughed. “Ew!” I screamed and jumped out of the bed, running away. “You’re gross.” I ran to the bathroom. “Come back, kitty.” He called, laughing. “No!” I ran to the bathroom and found myself laughing at that.

Before he could complete his sentence, some gas traveled downward again. Poot! “Um…” Poot! “Um…” Poot! Poot! Poot! Poot! The situation was slightly out of control. The bottom part of Richard’s body kept making sounds that made people want to vomit. It was not as simple as it being loud, it also had a horrid scent. The most hilarious thing was that Richard wanted to do his best to suppress it because he found it embarrassing. But, the more he suppressed it, the more gas was released. In the end, he made a super loud sound.