Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

He didn't seem to mind as his other arm wrapped around my waist pulling me closer to him. Ten minutes later, a loud noise startled me, pulling me out from my light slumber. "Fat-ass," I said as I realised that he had farted. "Are you tryna kill me? I think I need a fucking gas mask now?" I let out a loud laugh. "I think I need some fucking ear plugs 'cause that donkey laugh is gonna make me deaf soon," he retorted. I let out shocked gasp. "Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh."

- Mike asks while he eats a fry “I don’t know. I know it’s his baby but I have this weird feeling in my stomach” - I say “That’s a fart brewing” - Gabe says with a laugh and Mike spits some of his coke through his nose while he laughs. “Seriously?” - I ask looking at the two of them while they laugh their asses off - “you are both such dicks” - I moan Mike grabs a napkin and cleans his face and the table. We were there for about an hour when dad walks in.

um, It's different from the ones I know so I brought it to show the guys,' she laughed nervously. Andrew rolled his eyes. Could she more obvious?! She shifted from one foot to the other rather nervously. The aroma from the food she held wafted up. Aiden's gaze went to what she was holding again. She laughed, embarrased. 'Excuse me CIN,' Ethan said from behind Aiden. 'I kind of...farted.' 'Good grief.' Ryan muttered under his breath as he rolled his eyes. Even a blind man knows that's the smell of newly made hamburgers! Ethan chuckled nervously, fanning the space around his butt.

K Whatever pouted, "I mean, you handled a lot of souls—why are you being a scaredy cat now?" "And I’ve smelled rotten spirits before, but not your freaking fart!" Garfield blurted out. K Whatever kicked his butt from anger, "Well sorry for eating too much! You didn’t give me money to buy a proper dinner. I had to hypnotize someone! " "I mean, we are walking in an open space, so how come your smell lingers?" Garfield complained.

“Does my fart stink?” Angela’s eyes went enormous. “Oh my fucking God.” I couldn’t help it. I burst out laughing. “Yes, yes, yes, yes!” She pointed at me. “Your fart fucking stank!” I laughed harder. Blaze was nearly useless at this point. “That was your test?” “It worked.” I shrugged my shoulders. Angela slapped a hand over her face. “You’re disgusting.” Darius shook his head. “I can’t believe I’m still dealing with this.”

“Last semester I had this girl over after a game. She was loud as fuck, moaning my name, telling me to fuck her harder. I was balls deep, pounding her from behind, really giving it to her. The room smelled like sex, her ass was rippling every time I thrust, and I was right there on the edge about to fill her up. Then she lets out this loud wet fart from how hard I was hitting it. Dead silence after. My dick went soft instantly. She was mortified, grabbed her shit and ran out while I was still on my knees trying not to crack up.

Without thinking, he pulled his jacket off, taking slow purposeful steps towards her. Grace kept her wavering gaze on him, her smile still intact. The moment Dante got very close to her, trapping her between his hands, Grace bent into a weird arc, positioning properly before releasing the gas into the air. "Oh my goodness! You damned woman!" Dante pulled away as fast as lightning, leaving Grace laughing so loudly as she rolled off the bed. "How dare you fart?!" Dante asked in anger, his face turning bright red. Grace couldn't contain her laughter as she coiled up on the floor, clutching to her stomach.

> Link retorted with a series of glaring stickers, calling out the absurdity of Gael's claim. Ferris typed in with a tearful laughing emoji, clearly amused by the absurdity of the situation. I responded with a flurry of laughing emojis, my amusement at the scenario evident. Gael replied with a nonchalant shrugging emoji, his attempt at an excuse only serving to further highlight his cluelessness.