Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

He blurted out and we all just laughed at his crazy experience. "Wow! Congratulations, France! Because if you have faced them, if Eve has peed in her underwear, you might have shitted in yours. Damn it! I can't... Heee, imagine it. Fuck! I can not breathe. Damn!" My jerk girlfriend let out and laughed like hell with the gay guy in the other line. See? Idiots. "What is so damn funny in here?" Someone asked by the door and we turned our heads to the blonde girl. It's Nadia that is wearing a curious and knowing face as she walked in.

He made a disgusting look and shook his head. I barked a laugh. "Oh my god! Really? I feel bad for any girl, but he is just himself." "How about you?" "What?" "Do you fart?" It was a bold question, especially coming from him. I gave him a dull look. "Babe, don't ever ask a girl that. It's rude." "Just asking." He grins. "Wonder if it smells like strawberries." "You're weird, weirdo," I threw a ball of paper at him making Logan laugh.

“Okay. I finished unbuckling your belt ho…” Pooooooooop! Chadwick did explode… but in another embarrassing way. Adira slowly looked up and met the gaze of the man who suddenly farted. Since she’s on the floor, the rank and stinky odor reached into her nose faster than him. The smell is so unpleasant, disgusting and offensive that will make anyone feel so nauseated, even the owner. It is as if the garbage had not been taken out for days. “Wow,” Adira murmured before she covered her nose.

‘You have to tell me what to do because I don’t know what you’ll like. Cain gave a spluttering kind of snort and cupped my face with both hands. ‘Beautiful, you could fart on me and I wouldn’t care, it’s all—’ “OH MY GOD, CAIN!” I gasped, half-laughing, half-horrified.

I was quite shocked but what if we became friend– “Fuck!” I flinched when I heard Gavin cussed. I blinked my eyes as I watched him rub his face using his both hands and raise it in his head and pull his neatly done hair. “Fucking hell, woman.” He sighed exaggeratedly as he looked at me as if I was a mentally unstable lady that has been spouting nonsense. “Are you fucking out of your mind? Me? Gay?” He said looking at me like he heard something absurd. I slightly pouted my lips and looked away.

Gently, he rubbed his back and waist. The two boys watch their papa while Thad had stopped crying but continued whimpering on Bienley's shoulder. "Tooooot..." "Burrrrp..." Suddenly a long fart sounded followed by a loud burp. Justin and Zack gasped in shock. Their mouths and eyes wide opened while Bienley and Devon smiled triumphantly hearing the loud fart and burp from their grandson. "You alright now, Thaddy?" Devon gently cooed Thaddy who just kicked his two feet, smiling at no one. The two fathers are still gaping and looking so lost.

However, that relief was short-lived when Bella suddenly sneezed loudly from the back seat, not quite sure how to handle it I froze. My dad shot me a calculated look, suspicion creasing his forehead. "What was that sound jace?" Thinking on my feet, I flashed a smile, attempting to diffuse the tension. "I farted, my stomach has been acting up. I've been having difficulty controlling my bowels lately. Forgive me." To my surprise, my dad accepted the excuse, responding, "That's okay. We all have our moments, don't we?"

*** "August, as your mother, I think it is best if we had a serious discussion about your flatulence problem." "Bleh!" Gus gummed at the foot in his mouth, bare-assed and still needing a good powder. I took the offending diaper away, making sure it was as far away from my nose as humanly possible. Peas—sweet Goddess take me—were always a mistake! "Bleh nah nah neh!" "I know, you think it a most wondrous gift," I powdered him, tickling his little pot belly that sent his foot careening out of his giggling mouth. "But I am of a different mindset entirely."

He was getting older by the day. "Why are you laughing?" Lucia's question reawakened Kent to something that had made him laugh earlier. "Shouldn't you be ashamed if the sound of your farts can be heard by the person you're talking to?" snorted Lucia, who was getting annoyed with the man on the other side of the line, who didn't seem the least bit embarrassed. "Ah, I just peed. If you think it's too disgusting, I apologize," said Kent in a calm voice.

Great, more trash. The moment I turn back around, I spot Colton’s face. He was so red, and he’s been holding his stomach, unable to stop himself from cackling loudly. I scowled, “The smell is still here!” What rotten shit did that girl eat? “Well, that was fucking hilarious,” he sputtered between chuckles, making me glare at him. I wanted him castrated for bringing a pooping, farting ass-whore into my bed. Instead, I crossed my arms against my chest.