Gen Alpha Humor Novels & Stories

“WHY YOU LITTLE-“ As Charlie and Anna began their daily battle royale, the occupant of the seat nearest to Anna began to uncontrollably laugh. The laughter was enough to penetrate Charlie and Anna’s battlefield. “Are we really that funny?” said Charlie as he turned to face the source of the laughter. “I think she’s just laughing at you, idiot.” “Broad.” “Pig.” The laughing culprit managed to finally regain control of herself. “Sorry guys. You two just seem like really great friends.” Charlie formed a slim smile, appearing to be distant from the conversation. “I guess you could say we are. But we aren’t the complete package. Not without him.” Anna nodded her head in agreement.

She tries to tease him as she fires back a question in a pitchy voice. "I asked you a question first...." He mutters under his breath, pouting. "Ladies first, gentleman..." She grins as she keeps her mischievous stares. "No fair!" Alfredo suddenly expresses like a child who lost in a tight game. "AHAHAHAH!" She couldn't control herself from laughing at him. Then, she wipes the tears that are escaping from her eyes as she notices Alfredo's dissatisfaction. Quickly, Genesis clears her throat to halt herself from laughing because she does not want to be on the list who insults his day. "Maybe I can set afoot on the moon in my dreams if it's Moon Goddess's will."

The only thing that sprang a laugh on her face was the moment she realised the last district bus was about to leave. She ran to meet up, only to meet an old woman in her late 70s cursing the driver and calling him names until she mentioned, “This is how you rush in and rush out. Two seconds man.” Naomi’s face reddened in laughter; she let free of it from her lips, which had been pressed into a thin line; her pumped cheeks could have blown up if she had held the laughter a second more. “What are you laughing at, you Gen. Z baddie? Me? Oh common, I know these things.” she let a cheerful grin on her lips, which graduated to a laugh, exposing her scanty dentition of about twenty-five.

Dylan smirked and shook his head. Dylan: Oh! Xander, we all grew up together. How much you both try to put up your gentlemen facade in front of Eve but I know you since childhood. We all have been brought up in the same environment where people below us are just treated as trash. If I am a monster, you both aren't any saint too so stop portraying me as the bad guy all the time. And I just showed your true self to​ my wife who admires you both so much. You two have fooled her by putting up your innocent act. My Genie is so naive and pure. Anyone can fool her.

Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

There was actual excitement in his expression now, bright and open and almost embarrassingly sincere, like he had already accepted parenthood as a core part of his identity overnight. Honestly, it was beginning to raise concerns about his intellectual credibility. Was this really the same terrifyingly competent billionaire who could solve impossible problems with one phone call? Because right now he sounded like someone who had inhaled too much serotonin. I stared at him for a second before answering dryly, “Technically speaking, she’s only capable of saying ‘woof.’” For one second, Julian blinked. Then realization hit him all at once. “Oh my God,” he said, suddenly laughing under his breath

He asked, arching his brow as he glanced at me. “I don’t want you to think I wanted to be with Jonny. Honestly, I can’t even look at him without getting angry since he looks so much like Daniel, and Daniel is responsible for the virus that put my mother and the others on life support.” I frowned. “And trust me when I say that any time I had to fake flirt with him, I was holding back the urge to throw up,” I added. I wasn’t sure how he would react, but the rich full-body laugh wasn’t at the top of the list. I love his laugh. He looks even more attractive when he’s laughing.

Cray bragged. “Sure, sure,” Genad said as he rolled his eyes, a tiny smile appearing on his face. “Are you being sarcastic now? And stop with the smiles, your fans over there are dying,” Cray said as he pointed toward the group of people passing out from the impact of his smile. “Hahaha.”

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They had some hilarious ones to send back too – totally teenage boy humor, but fun nonetheless. And, if Alpha boy had decided to return to his regularly scheduled programming of being an emotionally constipated douche with control issues, then clearly it was my civic responsibility – no, my public duty – to make his life as psychologically uncomfortable as possible using nothing but charm, timing, and the power of suggestion. I wasn’t even being petty. Okay, that was a lie. I was absolutely being petty, but in an artistic way, which makes it different. All I needed was a cooperative Universe and about five minutes of good lighting.